dawn of the debb

your mission: be weird. embrace your silly shit tend to your life force find the others

when I was a kid, maybe 11, 12, a bunch of us hood kids took a refrigerator box someone put out on the curb for trash. we found a hill, all of us got in the box and rolled down. arms, legs, elbows everywhere. we did it like 30 times. this sums up gen x for me. we made our own fun and were injured.

5 minutes before Trump walks into a room, his stench precedes him then the ominous music from "Jaws" begins

Q: how do you get rid of an infestation of cockroaches? A: 25th amendment

to have made RFKjr the head of health and human services indicates a severe level of brain damage or idiocy. or both it was literally criminal to put him there

Make America Ashamed of Itself

*ominous music*

goodnight, sweet assholes

if only there was a black square, like redacted files, but over Trump in actual, to spare the sight of him from all us peasants, who are deathly tired of his fucking face

I don't need to be dead to haunt you

more proof that "a touch of class" is not nearly enough class. literally the TACKIEST PERSON ALIVE. now, soon to go gold plate some other shit

seen

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transphobia is for imbeciles. you should be so lucky to have the integrity to change what's not you about yourself. you should be so lucky to have that kind of courage and battle for your existence every fucking day of your life. transphobes are stupid

i said hello to a squirrel today so i'm feeling unstoppable

if America isn't called out by international authorities for human rights abuses, pffft hello. Brown people: still being grabbed by ICE, kept under horrific conditions, deported. Women being raped and tortured. That's over the regular murder by police, and racism and homophobic abuse on the daily.

guys love the asses of girls who wear glasses

get in, no time to explain

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie

in the jungle, the mighty jungle

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*mooning you*

nothing but net, baby youtube.com/shorts/UCckc...

if Trump possessed even one good quality, it would commit suicide

damn (positive)

I just got 144 points on one word in WWF, am I not delightful (yes) (yes)

logging on again

post-shower moisturization, I feel like I could slide under the door and pop out in three lanes of traffic; I'm basically invisible

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when you have to race to get to the bathroom first, carpe pee-em

catch it while it's poppin

Pop song before 1989 youtu.be/Im3JzxlatUs?...

carpe the fucking diem

we're trying to get into The Expanse series and I'm still processing that there are Mormons in space

you gotta love graffiti

Recommended! It gets crazy in the best possible ways. You will have no idea where this movie will end up

Strange Days is free on several streaming channels, and I will watch it (again) tonight

has anyone seen the movie Future Crimes? Viggo and Kristen Stewart? I have seen a trailer and I'm terrified, literally too scared to watch. I'm horror all the way but the visuals are ___ I don't even know. top tier talent, but uggghhh

the bluesky elders are the chosen few, privy to wisdoms and magics, word to the wise, just do not piss them off.

this account is

Sex workers…? You mean the Big Bangs in our Universe?

many are called, few are chosen. bsky.app/profile/did:...

let our posts be fruitful and multiply, so that after the apocalypse, we have enough toilet paper

and lo, the people rejoiced, for it was Friday that is all

did anybody know about this and not tell me? (really obvious I never got one) hm, mysterious

*what*

have no idea who I was talking about 2 1/2 years ago

ok serious question. do you give the engagement ring back. I gave back a $20,000 ring because I didn't even want it anymore, on my hand or in my shit. ne took it as the biggest fuck you imaginable which was 🎯. exactly as intended. do you give it back, woman, do you want it back men. or whomever.

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