genevieve 🏳️‍⚧️

another day, another new AI icon cluttering up my design UI. delightful experience, i would like to throw every microsoft server into a volcano

adult catholic converts reinventing indulgences

Woke 2 is here

We also gotta get out of the panopticon mindset and start reading and dancing to music again and stop video-ing each other doing anything slightly weird and taking pictures of strangers on the subway like volunteer cops. Documenting an uninteresting life nonstop instead of living interesting life.

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

Duckenheimer

i swear i normally think “are the straights okay” content is cringe but sometimes men talk about their emotional lives in a way that terrifies me for real

That’s my mayor 🫡 gaycitynews.com/nyc-9-millio...

stress dreams two nights in a row where i’m trying to survive a post apocalyptic hellscape leading to two nights in a row where i’m up at 2am, marveling over the refrigerator and washing machine

I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)

what’s stopping the Dems from saying “elect us and we’ll send you $6k, and if he vetoes it we’ll impeach him”

@aves-sphye.bsky.social: "I think being treated like the anxious chihuahua is more what I'm going for"

hope she loses!

officially an Ogreon 😈

having an immensely stressful, very overstimulating travel day where it feels like i can’t fix problems in front of me and can’t fix new problems showing up from afar

Nixon was at about 50% approval among Republicans when he wrote this

some all time hall of fame faces in this one

got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself

Water tower Friend, NE

It's never been more easy or affordable to start a cult

It's never been more easy or affordable to start a cult

they're gonna nationalize the AI industry on the way out the door and tank the economy just in time for 2029

It wasn’t enough to do cooler Batgirl stories. I still think it is ridiculous when the audience supports us but we make every excuse in the world not to support them back.

HASSAN VINDICATED

Pardon my language but it really is insane that when you're a kid people just know you're a tranny faggot before you do and terrorize you endlessly about it

“our boobs are HOW big?”

when you make a typo in the group chat

this man is my brother and you will never convince me otherwise

taking care of yourself is liberal and gay. unfortunately going to the gym is fascist. the solution as always: just lay down

"funding forest" I don't feel good about this but we need to bring back teenage bullying for a very specific group of 40-70 year olds. you make a map like this, you spend 3rd period in the locker

Hi! This is out today and it’s awesome! And I am proud to be connected to it! SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE!!! WE ARE FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!

perfect thread

hahahaha literally right before we move

me, trying to impress my partner: “yeah i go to all the .govs every day. just like to see what they’re up to” my partner: “anything good lately?” me: “hahaha oh my god no”

this is a great post. 2013 era Tweet, lots of great riffs in the replies, everybody having a chill time. great hustle out there everybody

the next Democratic president should keep this guy, he’s doing remarkable things at the FBI

It's been nice seeing more cis people talk about turning on trans kids as an event horizon for Dem candidates.

Aces of Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and Spades

Reposting this because

already did that when i was 25. now i'm just chillin

most of the good games now are made by either one very powerful autist or a group of like 4 friends and then dumped directly on to itch. io, what are we doing here

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

I think this looks bad but unfortunately I think it will grow on me. especially since they’re probably supposed to synergize with the live action film

every day they keep inventing new and worse genders

I occasionally get accused of having my head in the sand on this issue and not taking AI advancement seriously. The invention of the machine gun was a huge deal. It caused substantial change. AI is a massive development. But at the end of the day, it just lets people do people stuff, faster.