victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)

🚨THE CAT IS FINALLY OUT OF THE BAG🚨 my second book has a name - RISEBALL - and a home - dutton! - and an editor - the inimitable @andrewkarre.bsky.social !! it will be bookshelves in summer 2027!!!!! i cannot wait for you all to meet amy and josie, the horrible nightmare sisters of my dreams

one million dead biddy blases

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

Hi, [Insert Name]. Victoria here. As you know, it’s almost election season, and accounts like mine are only possible thanks to support of lowbies like you. Can I count on you to contribute at least one like to this post? Reply “STOP” to cancel messages. Reply “SOUP” to receive a picture of soup.

opened my notifications tab and SPRINTED to turn off beta features. i probably set a new world record

not enough said about how wretched this haircut is. you can tell people thinking he’s way older than he is has gotten to him and he’s lashing out

this company knows where their bread is buttered, this is catnip for liberal moms and that is exactly who you need to sell to if you wanna move ras el hanout in america

if you do this to me after you get me to jump i can’t be held responsible for the actions of my fists

Or for those of us who live alone and don't want to be forced to eat beans every day once you open a can

genuinely, to a lot of people, it doesn't matter anymore. its a Thing that is Over. it's so yesterday

dropping this shit right before an upset W in the midst of attempted election theft is the most west wing thing that has ever happened in reality

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

lula won bc he’s so handsome

cisse hypno send tweet

devin singletary calling game in 2026 🥹

insane three-play roller coaster from Cam Ward lmfao

what is the purpose of the tennessee titans

wish cam skattebo wasn’t so fuckin annoying bc he is in fact incredible

don’t like the look of this “caleb douglas” individual in miami. he’s going to prance on our secondary

never say a single word to me about the carolina panthers ever again. thank you

samaje perine still doin it… this shit means somethin to me

[emmanuel acho voice] now, what you might not realize? thats nine times two. theres levels to this.

Social Unrest is the Kyle Pitts of this France game

shough hitting the step back juke on you is tough