Jackdaw

dear people who have had orchis: please stop using the "8=====D" emoji, it's appropriation

I'm Ready

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood theonion.com/elon-mu...

New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months theonion.com/new-ala...

We all knew Pete Hegseth would screw up royally. We just didn’t think he’d do it this fast.

i haven't seen any evidence of anyone else positing this theory yet, so i'm marking my territory: it was supposed to be jamieson greer

how it feels to start learning blender 3d

favorite hobby of 2025 is warping my sense of self until i'm unrecognizable

Domesticatrix is a solo Industrial noise project from Birmingham, Alabama, rooted in the city’s DIY scene. Domesticatrix has crafted a unique fusion of Industrial, Electroclash, Speedcore, and Power Electronics, heavily inspired by 1990’s YM2151 arcade and pinball soundtracks.

RIP to a real one

something about the old crease of a dogear in a book above my reading level that i failed to read and am now setting out to finish over 15 years later out of nostalgic determination and dedication to my child self...

my prime directive is to jerk off and say the worst things imaginable

The other swans aren't gonna believe this

Blue Jays having an intense discussion

Here are some nice mushrooms

"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans

getting into political cartoons

CONTINUED SCREAMING

(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings) Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or

SCREAMING

If I'd just committed the most notorious assassination in the country, I would make damned sure that my last meal before incarceration wasn't at a McDonald's.

wait holy shit

screaming me in the gc "how do conjugal visits work" "can you make an OF in prison" *hops on bluesky and sees back to back posts* Hivemind Fr

Asking for a friend. How do conjugal visits work?

I am beyond obsessed with this news story. Just…what a series of paragraphs www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

my girl snore like a puppy with a genetic disposition to respiratory disorders

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

expected. this years wrapped was lame tho fr.

i'm normal i'm definitely not frothing at the mouth for spotify wrapped i'm definitely not spoiled i'm calm

cadê meu spotify wrapped

where the hell is my spotify wrapped

so, is spotify wrapped here with us?

ovarian cis

it would be really cool if the millions of new people on bluesky at least pretended to learn about the platform (such as learning about domain verification, something FAR more robust than a checkmark) instead of immediately clamoring for the wretched status badge of yore.