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not sure what this panel means. posting for no reason at all.

I believe pretty much any of my mutuals could become a jeopardy! champion, and some of you might already be

coworker on a call behind me keeps dropping the nathan fielder "ok"

Back in the old days, this would just mean that the price crashes and the $3,000 sound system from ten years ago now costs $300, but that's not allowed to happen anymore so here we are.

what I really want to know is does trump denounce hasan, and I want to know it again every day until election day

lmbo 1) get a new reference point, and 2) my brother, your actions and words are both the reason people hate your guts and the amplifier

October surprise? not really, i own a calendar

incidentally, in 2018 the republican (desantis) was spewing racism against the black dem candidate, which probably won him the election in a very close race. this year, the republican is black - so all those years of racism might come back to bite them

you could just as easily and ignorantly pick a red state and say they don't produce literature or science ("anymore" if you want to hedge) and most people wouldn't have the off-the-dome knowledge to say you're wrong, even though in all cases you'd be wrong.

engineers are always like "it's an engineering problem"

it's so cool that we get to live in the world where 10 or 12 times a year, giannis lets us see the extra 2 feet of arm he keeps hidden as he dunks on some hopeless sap

rays need to grow the fuck up with their windows 95 word art logo. unserious people in that part of the state.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

hate seeing a perfect meme that any given friend of mine would understand at most only half of

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

in a just world, there would be so many more pressing things for him to be afraid of than impeachment

How are you still writing this shit www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

the republican party is like this, only the pineapple hat is horrifying misogyny and the brands are nonwhite people like vivek

I navigated my london trip mostly by remembering where the landmarks were in assassin's creed: syndicate

whoever injured ted ginn jr celebrating the opening kickoff td in the 2006 national championship game is a close #2

How did he win without appealing to moderate Republicans?

Big deal, so am I

one cool thing about the magic is every now and then, one of their attempted turnovers will accidentally find its way through the hoop, resulting in points. almost makes me wonder if that should be the goal in the first place.

the dunkin donuts app should not be trying to get me to sign up for a credit card

So close! You are in France 💕

it would be neat if we didn't have to judge a candidate's position more or less by fundraising when there is a headline every other day about a fascist trillionaire pumping an arbitrary number of millions into the opposition

dear bugs: if you need somewhere to lay down and die, I promise you outside is much nicer than my kitchen floor

Boring answer is the Bible because it generated critical writing so bad that Europe won't allow anyone to have strong opinions on it anymore. If we divide by reach, though, I've rarely read a non-putrid opinion (favorable or unfavorable) of Pulp Fiction.

more like cottonmouth joe the way I wake up sometimes

someone tell the orlando magic the season has started

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

lmbo go gators

a coworker who is otherwise cool and indeed quite woke has developed a recent affection for a sophie cunningham reaction gif, perhaps a bad bellwether for orlando florida usa

Exactly. Chemistry teaches you to think "if I don't do all the work for this group assignment all four of us will fail, and the other three kids know it," something you must understand to work basically anywhere.

I'm confused, isn't this just war? don't you expect to be attacked when you're killing civilians as an occupying army? and if it's newsworthy, why haven't I gotten 100,000 push notifications about palestinians who were killed?

played enough basketball earlier that eating a tiny lil sandwich now seems to have been a bad idea