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i just wish the democrats wanted to be the party of women and children and queer people and immigrants as much as republicans want to be the party of rapists and pedophiles and homophobes and racists

the year is 2033 a third MAGA separatist compound descends into chaos after running out of DudeWipes

Last night in the press box I heard people talking about an incoming evening flight from Milwaukee with more Brewers fans, in the same ominous tone in which I imagine Marcus Livius was warned that Hasdrubal Barca was crossing the Alps with a second Carthaginian army

I haven't been yelling at Democrats because I'm worried they might lose once next week. I'm yelling at Democrats because I'm worried they might lose forever in January.

The Rays equipment manager’s name is Tyler Wall, so they have a Tyler Wells, Taylor Walls, and Tyler Wall running about. Incredible.

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One of this century’s great artists, always happy to hear activity from EMA. If you are unfamiliar with Past Life Martyred Saints, stop everything and listen. If he dies you’ll surely get a text.

Every Democratic senator voted to confirm Marco Rubio.

Ok HAVE to raise some more today. Pain levels were horrible last night and need to hope they stay down enough to go out tomorrow

one of my classes is basically "linguistics for esl teachers" and i'm really enjoying seeing my old friends "wugs" and "*bnick"

It takes fairly little effort for a person to tell their AI bot to research and draft an email, but it takes the recipients real time to dig into these tips and separate hallucinations from tips that might actually have some basis. They're basically DDOSing journalists.

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you could make a fairly convincing argument that the primary objective of computer science research and programmer cultural development over the last 75 years has been preventing Literally This Thing

raytheon doesn't even donate to the dsa at all, checkmate communists

RIP

shoutouts to the term of art "realia," used by (at least some) second language teachers to mean "examples of real-world language use brought into the classroom and used for pedagogical purposes"

Lot of folks (self included) expressing despair that despite aggressive prosecuting fascists ("doing everything right") Brazil was still going to get Bolsonaro-ed and the fact this guy gtfo-ed as quickly as he did should be a big signal for the AOC DOJ to go *hard* in 2029.

one of the reasons ai terrifies me personally is that my entire adult life has been a series of object lessons about how i am actually much, much stupider than i was told i was as a child

Will anyone—anyone at all—ask Trump about the rape allegations published in an official report by the House Judiciary Democrats? Or will he continue to escape accountability for his violence?

Dudes online are doing sex macro spreadsheets and smashing their faces with hammers to impress each other and mainstream America is like we want the fifty-something with the sad eyes who cries when he holds the baby

you couldn't make ally macbeal nowadays

i said it sounds like you're just feeding children to car culture and then his daughter started accusing me of elitism

hi.. ok so. I'm about $500 short on what I need for the month. ive only had about $30 in donations so far. can I please get some more reposts and quotes on this? i really, really need help with this.

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every Rolling Stone ranking list is catnip rage bait

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"can $1,000,000,000,000 more or less solve this problem?" has always been the least interesting question to ask

"have your ESL students make vision boards"

i guess the closest i have to a glib position is "you shouldn't have to pay a defence contractor to use a computer" plus "subsidizing tools that enable widespread fraud is bad" plus "you should not be surprise if people are judgemental about software that has killed several people"

they're called scare quotes because they look like little fangs, which makes the reader imagine dracula saying it

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talking to my wife about how she keeps having to browbeat authors into taking the fun out of their book titles for (effectively) seo purposes and mourning the kind of providential adjacency the walled-garden internet has effectively killed

Girls' Night, 2018, Malcolm T. Liepke.

Republicans, they're not like us.