Negative Cyptkeeper

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

Kinda seems like your clothes are the ones doing the clinging in this picture

perfect, no notes

"being anti-AI is ablest" is the kind of argument that does not require trying to explain why it's wrong, it's ok to just say "no it isn't and also fuck you"

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Harrison Butker needs to spend more time practicing his kicking and less time practicing an esoteric Catholicism that you can only access after watching 1000 hours of YouTube and growing a little beard.

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

Thread 🧵: the fraudulent transgender mailers have a connection back to Dallas, Texas, where a local Republican megadonor used a similar playbook years ago when he funded a fake BLM group to send letters to wealthy white parents that were designed to discredit the BLM movement.

Looks like his hands/wrists broke for a fraction of a second. That’s a strike as long as I’ve known what it looked like, if these angles are true.

Subtract one letter Each from IBM, Also Sprach Zarathustra

Listening to "The Royal Scam" and realizing the American dream is just a very complex chord progression

Fond memories of watching my dad supine under the sink, gently cursing under his breath while working the pliers, stopping to ask me if I can get the 5/16” feather duster from the mud room.

Plus one on edible vegan food, it can’t be understated.

Amy Acton's mother is the first woman Republicans ever believe in a rape case.

Still one of the best records ever made.

In The Rock 10/22/1976: The Damned fire the first vinyl salvo in UK punk, with the release of their Debut single “New Rose”. #TheDamned #Punk76 #Punkhonorroll #RockHonorRoll

Can’t wait to find out this is the faildaughter of some Christofascist Operative or Another.

The Archive Org team using AI to help patch a real time hack seems … fine? Everything about it is beyond my understanding. I also don’t know the +/- of alternatives or where to read about them. I love the organization and I can’t see why this would affect my future donations.

I’m sorry but how has there been no discussion of Bugs Bunny wearing Snoopy’s faces as a mask?

My names Vivek and you can see My goal is a broken society Where people starve and die from fent What I want is a lower “age of consent”

Thought: this was an Anthropic leak to make the company look stronger, as normal people would focus on the top line but the charlatans would hand wave that as “future obligations.” Their revenue increase coming in large part from two entities is pretty funny; Ed’s not going anywhere.

Was it them or one of the other ones where the CEO said something like “we’re the most profitable company of all time if you don’t account for our expenses?”

Hard to explain the pit in my stomach on reading so much of this only to read “interview with Operation Rescue” and feel the bottom truly drop out.

So the movie critic I like the least just panned You Can See Everything, masterpiece status confirmed.

JUST IN: The police shooting that killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley as he sat in his mother’s lap in a Walmart parking lot in Senatobia, Miss., in June “was justified,” Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch’s office said on Monday. Her office will not charge the white officer who shot the child.

Happy Anniversary to Mulholland Drive. Still a contender for the best film of the 21st century.

yes, if the noble Crusaders hadn't sacked Constantinople and murdered their fellow Christians where would the world be right now?

Hawley/GOP tipped them it was coming, and this is the absolute best they could do without alienating their source. Pathetic. Dangerous, reactionary, racist, barbaric, evil, etc. But mostly, pathetic.

So how was I supposed to know that Jesse Welles can shred? Like, incredibly well? His band was like the Elton John Band classic lineup, except if you swap out Davey Johnstone with any guitarist in Iron Maiden during the eighties.

"no way to prevent this" says only economic system in which this regularly happens

Ok gotta admit the new Tesla release somehow cut through all my cynicism straight to my child core & reminded me that sometimes shit is just cool. I truly cannot wait to get my own hat (yes I think it’s stylish fuck the haters) full of infinite rabbits

OH SHIT JAMES ADOMIAN SITTING BACK IN THE CLIP, IT’S FUCKING SERIOUS NOW