Andy Richter

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

Go to ElfUnwrapped.com and preorder the best book ever!

Thinking of getting a stretched out script tattoo on the outside of my forearm that says Conformity

Andy’s turning 60… so we’re talking WORST BIRTHDAY EVER stories on the Andy Richter Call-In Show. We’ll be joined by the very funny Matt Walsh. Tell us your juicy birthday tales. Submit your story at the link in bio, or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

What’s your ghost story? On this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show, we’re getting spooky! I’ll be joined by Vinny Thomas and we want to hear your supernatural experience. Fill out the form at callandyrichter.com or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

I brought colored pencils and paper to the car wash to keep my 6yo occupied but she was fake crying because I wouldn’t let her watch videos on my phone so I told her to draw a picture of herself crying but for some reason she drew Danzig crying

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

Milwaukee is a great town, I love it every time I’m there. Both my teams (Cubs and Dodgers, I’m a grown up and can have two teams if I want, sue me) are done, so I congratulate them on the excellent story they’re writing.

I wish there was a thousand episodes of Slow Horses

Paul Rust joined the Andy Richter Call-In Show to discuss your RIP-OFF STORIES! Callers shared their stories of scams and near-scams. Listen right now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed - link in my bio.

What is your weirdest or wildest animal encounter? On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, I’ll be joined by comedian @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social Submit your story at CallAndyRichter.com or leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604

Parenting pro tip: buy your child a whoopie cushion

We’ve all got a family member who constantly embarrasses us. Or maybe you’re that family member. On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Rachel Kaly and I want to hear about it. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio.

I’m going to be 60 in a few weeks, so I assumed the pain I’d been feeling in my foot was some old man malady like a bunion or gout, so imagine my joy when I figured out today that I’ve been walking around for 3 weeks with a shard of glass in the ball of my foot

Comedy Bang! Bang! host @scottaukerman.bsky.social joined the Andy Richter Call-In Show to talk your WEIRD INJURY STORIES! Check out the episode now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed, wherever you get your podcasts.

We’ve all got a family member who constantly embarrasses us. Or maybe you’re that family member. On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, @Rachel.Kaly and I want to hear about it. Tell us Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio.

@andyrichter.co told us about his first pitch and how he approached the moment on Episode 7 of The Joy of Baseball with @mollyknight.bsky.social and @joeposnanski.com. 🔗 thejoyofbaseball.substack.com/p/the-joy-of-emotion-with-andy-richter #baseball #mlb #cubs

Have you or a friend ever been totally ripped off? This week on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, Paul Rust & I want to hear about it. Scams, cheats, tell us! Leave a voicemail 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’ll be live this Wednesday at 4pm eastern to talk all things RIP-OFFS!

Just watched Samurai Vengeance on a plane and it was really good

Hi friends! Today on The Joy of Baseball podcast @joeposnanski.com and I talk to actor, comedian, and Bluesky-er @andyrichter.co! Andy is very funny. We have a very wholesome conversation about how much we love baseball. Listen for free here: pod.link/aHR0cHM6Ly9h...

We've all had an embarrassing or weird injury. On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, @scottaukerman and I want to hear about yours. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We'll be talking live this Wednesday at 4pm Eastern on SiriusXM!

We've all had an embarrassing or weird injury. On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Scott Aukerman and I want to hear about yours. Tell us! Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We'll be talking live this Wednesday at 4pm Eastern on SiriusXM!

Is it just me or does the Apple TV dodgers game video look different than the normal sportsnet broadcast?

The very funny Claudia O’Doherty joined me on the Andy Richter Call-In Show to talk SCHOOL STORIES! Give it a listen now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed, wherever you get your podcasts.

TODAY! What’s the worst travel day you’ve ever had? We’re talking TRAVEL TALES on this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show! We wanna hear it all! I’ll be joined by Tamara Yajia . Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio.

Today is pub day for my book, "HOW RUSSIA WON: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and the Fight for America." Please watch this video and pass it on. It's time to reclaim the Trump-Russia narrative and recognize Putin is continuing his years-long war on America and Trump is complicit. HowRussiaWon.com

What’s the worst trip you’ve ever been on? We’re talking TRAVEL TALES on the next Andy Richter Call-In Show! Weird vacations, nightmare travel days, terrible bus mates, we wanna hear it! I’ll be joined by @tamis.bsky.social. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio.

Just told my daughter that someone had studied our genealogy “ad snoozeum” in case you were wondering if I’ve still got it

My new book, Elf Unwrapped, is available November 3, but you can get 25% off pre-orders, including print books, ebooks, and audiobooks with code PREORDER25. Online only. B&N Premium and Rewards Members only. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/elf-unwrap...

Tomorrow! Claudia O’Doherty on the Andy Richter Call-In Show talking your SCHOOL STORIES! Give us a call at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio to submit.

Comedian and writer Gil Ozeri joined the Andy Richter Call-In Show to talk your Cop Stories! Listen now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed, wherever you get your podcasts.

Whether it’s campus drama, your weirdest field trip, or the worst teacher you ever had - we want to hear your weirdest school memory! It’s BACK TO SCHOOL STORIES with Claudia O’Doherty on the Andy Richter Call-In Show. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio

Hotel room so fancy that figuring out how to turn on the shower makes you cry

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Going to start putting “future hall of famer” in my bio because why not?

Next year marks the 25th anniversary of @andyrichter.co Controls the Universe, and how is that possible? Feels like just yesterday I was writing about Fox picking up the show. youtu.be/IB226Dxaf4I?...

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

This week on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, Mary Holland nd I want to hear your EX-FRIEND STORIES! Fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 and tell us about it

This week on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, Mary Holland and I want to hear your EX-FRIEND STORIES! We’ve all got former friends or maybe YOU ended up being the ex-friend for a surprising reason? Fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 and tell us about it

Man Keeps Looking For Right Time To Tell Family He Doesn't Like Ted Lasso"