Steve

macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...

i keep thinking about the private key that was just the number 4

we gave baby monkeys a choice between a wire mother that provided them nourishment or a wire uncle that let them drive his car

We used to be a real country

in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete

Westwood. Shady Hill Road. Caller said a group of toddlers and kindergarteners formed a bike and big wheel gang and are riding up and down the street.

i hate how much "Freebird" slaps

imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago

taiko 🐟

HATMAN.BMF

Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?)

there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

My furst attempt to woogle tha theremint

31 Aug 2026

streamer stuff like this always gets me all Mr. Rogers at the Senate like "I'm very much concerned, as I know you are, with the stupid worthless shit being delivered to our children"

BRUNSWICK WORLD: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997 SNEA

if you can't cook with the big dogs, stay out of the kitchen 🔪

I feel like the only people insecure about having email jobs never actually had blue-collar jobs and don't realize that blue-collar work is completely unrewarding dogshit and get really worked up over it

Explain to me how Mark Zuckerberg has a lower body-count than Osama Bin Laden. I'll wait.

back when i was still drinking i used to get wasted at home alone and email the cheesecake factory’s public relations department demanding that they establish a writers’ residency for me

She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries

I remember reading one of these under the table in first grade instead of paying attention. its my earliest memory of doing something while thinking “why am i doing this”

How I know it’s safe to start the grill

enjoying imagining the discussion among editors in which they determined if this ought to be pluralized as Spider-Mans, Spider-Men, or Spiders-Man

Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Tonight's Presidential address is so D.O.A. its sister's being named to the Senate.

if you don't put on PBS now and again you can forget that a better world where TV is a place where people say stuff like "up next: scientists introduce us to a new monkey they just discovered!"

what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body