June Martin

Time for a new pinned post. Once again, I would like to call your attention to my novel Love/Aggression, which is a half-surreal story about trans animosity and strange houses. It's a finalist for the Lambda Award in Transgender Fiction. Btw.

it’s a new therapy modality where the therapist gives you the silent treatment until you figure out what’s wrong with you

I hate it when hackers steal my identity and use it to publish a book under my name that everyone likes better than mine

on behalf of the Woman Cube, thank you for your heroic efforts

compromise position: gambling is only allowed on women’s sports

hey man, check out this picture from eight years ago, before you figured out a hairstyle, outfit, facial hair configuration, or general posture that worked for you at all. those were the days, huh?

I went to the lousy t-shirt factory and all I got was this union job for forty years

the world's greatest heckler died last week, and you're not going to believe what happened at his funeral

notable mention in this year’s Worst American Short Stories, another bullet dodged

doing a sober gonzo journalism piece about going to a party and slamming 20 cans of hop water

who has 9000 dollars to spare so I can buy a courtside ticket to the valkyries game 7? (it's not for sure yet but this series is probably going to 7)

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crane and moon on harman switch azure (:

you’re so amazing (derogatory) I love you (pejorative)

Reports are saying Jair Bolsonaro had already purchased a customized matching hospital bed for his beloved son Flavio to spend election night in alongside him. “It works both ways. Victory or defeat. Either way, I know where I want to be.”

the elder Bolsonaro is coping with the stress of election night by getting stung by a swarm of wasps that somehow got into his bathroom

hey girl, could you take me off your close friends list on insta? it turns out I like the extremely curated version of you way more than the real you

in a way, being the only person not to be nominated for the Pushcart is an honor

we must not idealize the cheesecake factory. even with cheesecake automation, it's brutal physical labor with no rest ever since the advent of cheesecake taylorism

why am I getting instagram ads for pepto bismol? what do they know about me

They're calling it the most correct and verbose Oakland voting guide in the history of Oakland voting guides? www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/voting-guide...

This is a comic about television and stray dogs

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

37. LOVE/AGGRESSION by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com from my beloved @traumbooks.bsky.social A very queer, very trans parable of friendship gone very, very wrong, set in a magical Pittsburgh that is a shortcut to both L.A. and Massachusetts. DELICIOUSLY WEIRD. traumbooks.com/love-aggress...

OJ's original plan for "If I Did It" was to spin off to a series of books about how he would have done the Zodiac killings, the Oklahoma City Bombing, 9/11. just a man sharing his approach to all sorts of problems

"kill your darlings" is incredible writing advice that you should follow a bit less faithfully than william s burroughs did

threw a semicolon into a text message, time to put the phone down and go to bed

it’s Flashbang Friday. catch!

what the Elizabeth Holmes stuff is teaching me is that I could have a totally different life if my eyes were a bit bigger

I swear every day you people make up a new youtuber or podcaster who has committed one crime or another

bay area friends, a reminder that Lit Crawl is on Saturday and you absolutely have to come see this incredible lineup of writers

please attend my three hour lecture, The Erotics of Pussy

🫡 Word is coming in from Tran Central Command 🫡 🫵 Christine Jorgensen wants YOU to become a FRIEND OF THE PUSS 🫵 You heard the lady! Right now, your support for independent publishers of fine transsexual literature is a great service to our people, and even comes with certain benefits 😻

Italian officials are mad that this woman teased Bacchus instead of going all the way with him

one time I was on a dating app and a cis woman's first message to me was "hi! do you watch contrapoints? you seem like you would be into her"

one of the benefits of black and white thinking is that it adds an artsy cinematic vibe to life

I don't wanna hear SHIT about a fait unless it's accompli

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is very divisive right now, but there's one trick it uses that even its most ardent haters would have to concede is very effective. Fielder displays his shots in rapid succession, 30+ per second, which makes it seem like Elizabeth Holmes and him are really moving on the screen