Stan Dalone

This MF’er just chased a squirrel into my damn garage!

If you listen to this without video, you can imagine these are his last words as he is being viciously strangled to death.

I love how On-Some-Other-Shit Penzy’s is, man

Smells Like Trump Spirit

I just broke Jared Kushner on the wheel.

again, conversion

Musk’s wealth is a threat to democracy—not just in the U.S. but everywhere. He’s probably the greatest threat to the free world today.

Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Orazio Gentileschi, 1601, 📸 by @noahgphotos

Can't wait for folks to learn the Rays have three mascots, each more confounding than the next.

Emphasizing again that we cannot treat this as just business as usual. This is the President of the United States openly attacking an entire ethnic group.

I voted.

Mr El Sayed do you denounce the Dark Brotherhood from Skyrim. And if so, did you still accept quests from them

"Big, big big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big." - Peter Gabriel

never seen someone adhering to our Enemies more closely, or giving them more lavish Aid and Comfort www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/7a210b0...

Thank you Brewers for avenging the Blue Jays by absolutely dogwalking the ontologically evil LA Dodgers. I am getting riotously drunk on beer to honour your namesake.

At The Big Game, These Trump Voters Are Still Backing Trump

Talarico was not in a mental hospital, but by simply telling the truth he made us insane. When will he apologize

sorry i haven't been posting much today. the data center that generates my posts has been destroyed

This is clearly not acceptable

The reporter should have followed up with: "If you don't know the answer just say so, sheesh", and then moved on.

*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???

@denimcouch.bsky.social I’m in your country, mon frere.

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

The AP tying itself into a pretzel knot in order to call this dead piece of shit anything but a child molester.

If you’re wondering why it’s called that, just eat one and wait a few hours.

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

There’s no reason he can’t take an even higher dose. If you are able to communicate with Mr. President, please suggest this.

leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984

This is my sickeningly red district that might actually, by some miracle, go blue this cycle.

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

Sorry but I can’t stop watching this 3 minute long AI slop video about a Yankees baseball who abandons his Red Sox family, all of whom have increasingly inaccurate ways of pronouncing the word “cuh”

To Jhoan Duran’s bafflement, Austin Riley was not fazed by 100 mph straight down the middle.

Your son's playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information.

[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146

Boiling my invite codes to make a sticky, flavorless pablum.

I’m building a primitive structure out of unredeemed invite codes.

🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...

I took one of those pills that Mitch McConnell takes before he goes to work.