Garbage Juice

I appreciate Braun™ putting a compass on their new trimmers because sometimes it's hard finding the treasure when digging through the jungle.

FTP #OnePride

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

They need to warn you when they're going to take your picture! This was a fun one as well

Holy cow this was so much fun.

Got another neighbor complaining about my Halloween decorations... Every year it's someone new, I swear...

Hotel/Motel Management exams are today at Dartmouth Regional Vocational School.

Been waiting almost a year for this place to open. Can't wait!

LOL fuck the Eagles. LOL

Where all my been bros at? #beanbros #SaturdayBeaning

The reporter should have followed up with: "If you don't know the answer just say so, sheesh", and then moved on.

Added some lights to our little wishing well.

Shout out to the old guy at the gas station this morning at 7:20 buying a 12 pack of Miller lite, four 5-hour energies and a pack of Marlboro reds. May the odds be forever in your favor good sir...

Weird

Today I learned that with enough constant feeding And interaction I can get a squirrel to walk through my front door and up the stairs from my foyer to my living room. I'm not so sure. The cats enjoyed it though...

Don't forget to clean your spooky balls this October

White girls when October 1st hits

Ohhhhhh, spooky wishing well! This'll be a nice addition to the yard! The plan is to have a sign in front of it taking donations (in change) for the local food pantry so it's a win/win!

...you know Jim, or Jim knows you or something?

You ever just drive by an Applebee's, see the people sitting inside and just get incredibly sad?

Of course I started decorating the yard yesterday for Halloween and I guess that was an open invite... So I guess now we have a spooky jeep...

I couldn't find his head yesterday so this'll have to do for now...

spooooooooooooooooooky

Oh shit! Someone call Brendan Fraser!

-INFRASTRUCTURE, 2026 Digital photograph "The artist examines the quiet congregation of objects awaiting purpose, and man's futile attempt to control where other men dig holes." ohhhhhhhhhhhhh blinky blinky lights!

Literally me every night

I love living in a smaller town

Joe Dante is rolling over in his grave over this. The definitive version of Gremlins 3 was already made. This is just another Hollywood Fat Cat rip-off.

-Late Capitalism, 8:37 PM. PROVISIONS, 2026 Archival pigment print The artist explores consumption, abundance, and the impermanence of the American convenience economy. I bought some chips tonight

I shaved my beard this morning. No eggs for me!

Here I am in 1947. Just coming home from working in the coal mines.

LOL this sucks

Neat

Will this work for the new Onimusha game? Asking for a friend. (i'm the friend).

I just saw this guy in a commercial for White Claw and he looks like he would smell like ear wax.

It's prom night all over again.

Yeah, that OOT remake is looking pretty incredible.

This is such a mood music.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-e...

People who still do that praying with two hands slightly bowing while saying thank you are typically the first ones to die in a zombie apocalypse.

Remember those little Pokémon Rumble NFC toys that released during the Wii U years? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Friday the 13th Part 2 (the best one) sketchbook commission

Let's see.... fuck that guy. Fuck that tank. Fuck those two dudes over there. Fuck these other two guys over here...

I think the guy at the flea market might not have been 100% honest when he said these Nintendo Legos were "legit, bro"

I didn't realize Frisbee Golf™ has been around that long. Crazy.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.