Jeremy Hill

I’m a father of two and you could not torture this story out of me.

I was at the taping for this. It’s a great show, you should watch it!

Married almost 4 years.

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I *loved* Ghostbusters, but the dogs Louis and Dana turned into scared me so much. I remember having to close my eyes during those scenes.

Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...

Got mine in the mail yesterday, it’s awesome.

Chicago needs some dedicated festival grounds.

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:

Sorry Ms. Jackson (ooh)

Martyn Doust designed the device Nemik records his manifesto on in Andor, and based it on his first-ever Walkman. In the concept art Nemik is listening to “It’s Britney, Bitch”, “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, and “Teenage Dirtbag”.

here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.

“Listen here you little shit!”

One really good example of the Mandela Effect is the number of ppl who think that when they were kids someone tried to trick them by saying “Did you know that gullible isn’t listed in the dictionary?” - a thing that did not actually happen to anyone

Love it. “The machine specifically designed to string together the words that will be most appealing to me agreed with me”

No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

another way to put this is that if serkis were serious he’d only cast English people of direct Saxon stock because if Tolkien was channeling anything it was the mythology of the pre-conquest isles. casting a variety of white people from very different backgrounds puts lie to the whole thing.

HEADS UP, GEN CON ATTENDEES! The Saturday of Gen Con, disgraced former Border Patrol Cmdr Greg Bovino is holding a rally 30 minutes from downtown Indianapolis. There may be some charged-up racists in the area before and after. Plan accordingly and exercise caution.

Honestly, a Bachelorette where one woman whittles down the Grants would be pretty great.

HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE

Sorry, no GoBots.

"Okay, yes, he had a Nazi card but it was EXPIRED." Come on. Listen to yourselves.

What a shitty thing to have to say “We told you so” over, but, like, WE TOLD YOU SO.

Just give @krisstraub.com a bucket of money already.

Those upset people are transphobic, lady! Even if they can justify it in some way and even if it isn’t, on the surface, malicious. Their talking points and their worries are coming from transphobic fear mongering, the exact kind GP is participating in in this clip.

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

Absolutely idiotic claim. So many people have insurance “just in case” and never use it. That’s part of how insurance as a concept even works. And if they pay for it but don’t use it, WHO CARES?! How is that fraud?

If we lived in a world that allowed fun and whimsy we could get this. But alas…

Cool.

I truly don’t understand how up your own ass you need to be to think this is a good idea.

I felt the most at home on the DeviantArt forums/IRC channel in the early aughts. @ifanboy.com boards in the late aughts are a very close second.

Nothing has ever come close to how much fun i used to have on the Revision3 @ifanboy.com forums. best time of my online life :)

If "mouthfeel" is a valid word I propose "handflavor" for nicely textured objects

Ah, the humble mashed banana. Nature’s jam, they call it

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

Me at the end of every work day saying good night to my sweet small child

How dare I have imposter syndrome when this Kennedy dipshit exists. HOW DARE I.

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

Welcome to Pride Month!

Happy Pride! Remember why we have it.

Ouch.