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Nightly bump up!

Goddamn Ventura looks like Gandalfs cousin now

during the 2023 WGA strike. a real one.

In all my years of riding the train I have never seen a face mask on the tracks. And that’s one of those nice cooling ones too…like…huh.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Yes vote! Also I got the same cardigan lol

Another banger from the experiments!

NO BODY CARES ABOUT NOAH HE AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WITH THIS ☠️☠️☠️

His biggest lawsuit of them all: Alimony

I’m not about to cry for a nigga who cheated on his wife. I don’t like either one of them but I’ll be damned if I shead a tear that doesn’t come from me laughing at his dumbass.

Someone said “he went for the two wife solution” BYE ☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭

Ethan Klein decided to go as Ned Fullmer this Halloween

The H3 podcast imploding bc Ethan Klein cheated is really like Al Capone getting caught for tax evasion

Ever fucking green

Ep was great and rewatched some other stuff then remembered my name should be on the Thank You page on the website. There’s gotta be 20 Kyle’s but I’m the only Kyla Amazing honestly

A new @rifftrax.com MST3K ep dropped in my email🌟 I forgot to mentioned it but the 1st ep Sting of Death showed ppl asking “Do they still got it?” That they never lost it. Except for maybe some of their sanity after that movie cuz WOOF. Anyway, off I go with my dinner of olive loaf to watch ep2!

I regret to announce that Pillowfort will be closing on Dec. 4th. You can read more on Pillowfort: www.pillowfort.social/posts/8413273

New Admiral Kennie!

Go out and do your civic duty Judges, comptrollers, school boards and more are on the line not just Congress.

I found this out from memes cuz everyone started drawing Mister Miracle like this

JUST ADDED ! massive thank you tara wave and the try guys for joining the lineup - go get your tickets!!! link below 🍉

what did I say?!

So I walked by a group of HS Boys talking and Boy1 was yelling at Boy2 cuz he didn’t wanna fight someone. Boy2 said “I’m not like you” but Boy1 kept poking hyping him up saying “HE AINT EVEN THAT STRONG WHY NOT?” I wanted to stop and tell Boy2 “Don’t let your friend walk you into a asswhoppin”

Your boss was BBFS4LYF with Jeffrey Epstein

Also I think I said on here before I wished Hasan had actually tailored suits (he was reminding me of Lightfoot in them suits that just hang off of her) And he came on here lookin like like Mao Zedong and said it’s the only tailored suit he owned. ☠️☠️☠️ And I just felt like-

This is obvious race-baiting, flailing dictator wannabe bullshit. But they still haven’t learned how tough Rep. Omar is. She’s also incredibly popular in her district: won her last election with approx 75% of the vote despite both conservative Democrats and ALL Republicans trying to take her out.

He’s falling back on Ole Reliable, racism against immigrants. Between the renewed Somali community targeting and this (along with more anti Muslim sentiment building up) he’s banking on the racism in his disgruntled followers to keep them in power.

Hasan went on Ziwe and honestly it she gottem a few times lol. Ziwe’s show is like “Between Two Ferns” and “The Eric Andre Show” but girlypop. But I know Fox News is gonna clip the hell out of it cuz they won’t understand the joke.

Trump seems to be trying to beg Russia to help with midterms. Cuz they have interfered with our elections before, that’s how Trump got in. But Putin is in a weaker spot than he was before (Ukraine is kickin his ass) and Trump proves to be too dumb to control well. So he ain’t gonna do shit.