Stringer🙏🏻✨

Stringer🙏🏻✨

@stringerplz.bsky.social

aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠

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i think its kind of odd when people say something purposely rude but then shy away from a reply. Ur supposed to be trolling me hoss. don't u have more stuff to say? when i'm rude to someone online i bring at least 4-6 weeks of supplies

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About to put that Jorge Ben on to celebrate. Everyone should read all of this. So beautifully synthesized

D.D.B.Torres@ddbtorres.bsky.social

I know the vast majority of you are here because of my art, but I need to share a thread about Brazilian politics because what we achieved today deserves to be mentioned and celebrated I'll do my best to be objective for those who have no idea what was happening

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Not that it's any of my business telling another country's president how to do their job, but I think Lula should immediately start arresting a lot of people.

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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

I'm such a fucking nightmare to watch movies with especially if the movie is about The Pre-Industrial era (or in this case just at the very start) and people are wearing Primark layering pieces...fucking knit fabrics!!!! Thank God I'm alone and waiting out the baking timer. What IS THIS

Also we're having a ball, and DANCES, at like 2 pm. I'm sorry but this is supposed to be Regency England, bitches lived by a timetable and it did not include full daylight partner dances??? AND NOW SOMEONE PUT THEIR HAT ON INDOORS AT A PARTY!!! MARIANNE WILLIAMSON NO MEME

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Proof.

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Also peep the companion video I made with @logmore.bsky.social, @wayneradio.tv, and @baaulp.bsky.social Watch the full thing on YouTube to see how you may or may not be able to unlock various psychic abilities with these very cards that you can then get yourself! Imagine!

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(for this post i’m doing an impression of a woman that’s been hit in the head very hard with one of the big swinging pendulums they use to test material hardness) you don’t understand. MOST democrats AREN’T running anti trans ads

The fandom around these mechanical hounds is so deranged. I made one (1) video about manufacturing consent & these things on Tiktok and brother the hate comments! For a solid two weeks. It was like I had a layer of capsaicin under my scalp every time I opened the app. I don't even have followers!

The comments that weren't "fat" or "hair" or literally "what is blud babbling about" (??) KEPT BANGING THE DRUM of "oh but BD pwomises to never use them fo evil" like that means ANYTHING bb, like the entirety of the aftermarket doesn't exist for any creation under heaven

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Vulture@vulture.com

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

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We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

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Resharing this, because here's a handy link to throw at anyone who says that they use genAI because other options are "hard."

Matt Round@mattround.com

A non-AI tool for making gig posters (via webcurios) www.desloppify.diy

Oh let's turn this shit right off jfc

Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638

As a person currently in the Lego Buying Demographic I have to admit I am tempted by legos only when they look like something I would Actually Play With. I don't like display legos! Those become Dusty Legos, the worst thing to hit a shelf since Jordan Peterson

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For the sake of artists, the planet, and my own sanity, i have to believe that the bubble will pop. I know it will cause some economic problems and people will lose jobs etc. but the world will be better place without gen ai

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the WYZORD KICKSTARTER is LIVE Finally, you can help to summon this set of 42 original arcana cards into your very own home or other Check out the campaign page below, thank you all so much 🌞