Mike

hi everyone! here is the cover of The Tower, designed by akiko stehrenberger. i cannot believe how beautiful it is. i can't wait to hold it.

Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable

I have to pick up a pumpkin soon! 🎃 Here are some of the jack-o'-lanterns I've done for the cats in the past. 1. The vet 2. Vacuum cleaner 3. Spray bottle 4. Nail clippers 5. The cone 6. Fleas

adhd in that i turn down the radio so i can see the stop light better

People who get over-excited about flying cars are always picturing just themselves & maybe a few other philosopher-kings zooming freely through the clear blue. Instead, traffic is now weather You’d never see the sky again—until someone’s jank-ass engine block Donnie Darkos itself through your roof

Delicately feeding crispy onions into my laptop's air vent. Eat up little one

Whenever someone is talking to me I always make the correct amount of eye contact and blink a normal number of times and nod every 3.52 seconds to demonstrate that I am listening while the actual content of their words washes over me like a summer rain

ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”

new rule: if a university denied someone tenure, or let them go because it canceled their classes, or has shut down the department or program they used to teach in, that university's PR department forfeits the right to put out a celebratory statement when that person wins a Nobel

Calling the oldies station because -- well, clearly there's been a mistake -- this song came out during my lifetime.

It's this and Jesse Singal getting yelled once over the Kenneth Zucker article and turning his whole life into a crusade against the Tran. I cannot stand that so much suffering and bigotry is driven by personal vendettas from deeply, utterly mediocre dudes.

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I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.

“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”

Oof. Yeah, this.

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me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided

I'll read many things Scalzi publishes anyway, but the cover art moved this from "I'll get it" to "I'll buy it at release pricing" and I did not regret.

Her son carefully lifted his ochre-stained hand from the cave wall and studied the outline. "That's me. My hand." He looked at the other hands. "Do you know all?" "Some are older than me." "That old?" "Hush you," she laughed. "We don't make these to be seen tomorrow, but because today, we live."

Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth

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"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father"

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

Demonic entity caught on film. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Jensen Huang doesn't know his own zip code not because of AI, but because he's so absurdly rich, he's outsourced virtually every daily activity where an address is required (i.e. paperwork, bills, mundane purchases) to administrative staff who barely get paid enough to afford a 1 bedroom apartment.

lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow