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Artist: christhebarker https://b3ta.com/board/11432528 From the 'Game Mashups' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/gamemashups/popular/ #GameMashups

42 years ago...

"Daddy, can we please microwave the fucking dog" — A sick, twisted, galactic novel on nurturing a psycho killer. #dog #space #fakebookcover

Zuckerberg wanting to remain CEO after his death is top tier bad guy in a video game CEOing. They should house his AI in a mausoleum staffed by murder robots that look like butlers with swords fingers. It would make a great boss level after civilization collapses.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Set course for home

Man With Eye Patch In Town For…Business

"How Am I Going To Explain This?!" — No one will ever believe you. #monkey #space #fakebookcover

I think it's fair to say this could have gone better...

A third storm you say.

🤨 From Viz 😂

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Salamanders Bravely Offer To Go Extinct In Place Of Better Animal https://theonion.com/salamanders-bravely-offer-to-go-extinct-in-place-of-bet-1829691228/

One for spooky season... The original and best Nosferatu. Acrylics on canvas board. #caricature #art

Enjoy your Saturday, #StarTrek friends! Elsewhen. O'Brien(s): I hate temporal mechancis. #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekMemes // An oldie but goldie. At some point it HAD to turn up in my rotation...

"A Burning Sensation - Ten Valid Reasons To Go See A Doctor" — That looks painful and yet oddly satisfying… #fart #fire #fakebookcover

Thinking about this has just reminded me. Up until a few years ago there was one house in a village I sometimes drive through that was still using coal and when the fire was lit you could smell it from the car, even with the windows closed.

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Forgot to show you my birthday present

"Holy Shit - What The Fuck" by Dick Dangler — Another compelling read by Mr. Dangler #explosion #dangler #fakebookcover

If anyone's kid has lost their Columbia Statistical Research Group' model of survivorship bias, I found it on the street in Walthamstow yesterday.

Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Mark Zuckerberg’s Nonce Goggles

UK mood today:

Dr Who monster of the week vibes from this image.

"Waft of the Space Vulva - A Novel of Intergalactic Whiff" — Well, in space nobody can… smell your scent? #waft #vulva #fakebookcover

Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly

"I Might Shit In Your Bed" — Facts of life, right here #cats #shit #fakebookcover

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Stars Are The Best Shampoo" — Refreshing. Vitalizing. Invigorating. #shampoo #stars #fakebookcover

Spooky season approacheth. Trek-or-Treat 4 nears. 🖤🎃🖖🏻

Judge Dredd continues to be one of the most prescient comics of all time. From a story in a 1986 issue.

Angel Delight

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest