Vintage Covers - Books & Posters

"Popcorn Apocalypse" — Some kids just want to watch the world pop #popcorn #apocalypse #fakebookcover

"Daddy, can we please microwave the fucking dog" — A sick, twisted, galactic novel on nurturing a psycho killer. #dog #space #fakebookcover

"Measuring Benjamin Franklin" — Taking celebrities' heights is a niche, but there's demand for it #classic #history #fakebookcover

"How Am I Going To Explain This?!" — No one will ever believe you. #monkey #space #fakebookcover

"Electric Erection Monthly (sept issue)" — Boy, I can't wait to blow my fuse on this #electric #erection #fakebookcover

"Where Did That Dragon Go?" — I guess he didn’t pass dragon-slaying 101 #dragon #sword #fakebookcover

"A Burning Sensation - Ten Valid Reasons To Go See A Doctor" — That looks painful and yet oddly satisfying… #fart #fire #fakebookcover

"Holy Shit - What The Fuck" by Dick Dangler — Another compelling read by Mr. Dangler #explosion #dangler #fakebookcover

"Enough Dolphins" — The untold story that was edited out of Genesis. #religion #scifi #fakebookcover

"Waft of the Space Vulva - A Novel of Intergalactic Whiff" — Well, in space nobody can… smell your scent? #waft #vulva #fakebookcover

"I Might Shit In Your Bed" — Facts of life, right here #cats #shit #fakebookcover

"Stars Are The Best Shampoo" — Refreshing. Vitalizing. Invigorating. #shampoo #stars #fakebookcover

"Don't Tell Daddy, Alright?" — Totally normal #tommy #doctor #fakebookcover

"The Otter World" — Lost in translation #otter #other #fakebookcover

"You Get Down Here Right Now Mister" — Bring your friend down too, dinner's getting cold #horror #monster #fakebookcover

"Wait A Minute - What Was I Doing?" — If I had a penny for everytime this happens… Wait. What? #amnesia #forgot #fakebookcover

"Fuck Me - That's Some Spicy Food, Woman!" — One minute you're having a nice spicy dinner, and the next minute you're on fire. Poof! #spicy #food #fakebookcover

"Don't Sex The Bats" — You might end up with offspring that sleeps upside down. #hitchcock #bats #fakebookcover

"Very Funny - Another, human, your jokes amuse me" — Fun book, weird dog. #dog #teeth #fakebookcover

"Laserfaced Bitch" — Imagine facing off with this chick #pulp #magazine #fakebookcover

"Popular Meth Antics" — Easy there, Walter #popularmechanics #magazine #fakebookcover

"Gratuitous Detonation In Space Magazine" — Well, that's one way to terraform a planet #sf #scifi #fakebookcover

"Don't You Know I'm Loco" — Who you trying to get crazy with, ése? #horror #weird #fakebookcover

"Magic Mushrooms and where to find them" — Guaranteed to blow your mind. And everything within a twenty mile radius. #magic #mushrooms #fakebookcover

"Vague - The Magazine" — I'm reading this tonight, probably. #magazine #magazinecover #fakebookcover

"Welcome to Ridiculous" — The future is weird #police #future #fakebookcover

"Fruits That Look Like Asses - The Plum" — Ah, the plum. Firm, yet sweet. #fruit #ass #fakebookcover

"I’m Highly Trained In The Ancient Martial Art Of Fuck!" — Wax on, fuck off #martialarts #kungfu #fakebookcover

"Yo Blondie I'm Not A Horse" — The audacity of this blonde chick... #fairytale #rosered #fakebookcover

"You Total Asshole" — This raises valid points about point to point navigation in flying cars - will it work? #sf #scifi #fakebookcover

"Family Night Fun" — Grandma always did love a good roaring fire #family #fire #fakebookcover

"Did You Fart?" — Nasty Linda at the doctor's again #fart #doctor #fakebookcover

"How It Burns - Jesus Christ my Fucking Eyes" — You poor child #burns #eyes #fakebookcover

"Luscious Sausages of Various Shapes and Sizes" — Anyone into succulent sausages is bound to relish this book #sausages #meat #fakebookcover

"Electrified Furry Mutton Bastards Bit My Arm Off" — Please raise your arm if you're a replicant #furry #sheep #fakebookcover

"Bloody Hell" — That aging cream certainly did what it said on the tin #pulp #magazine #fakebookcover

"What The Hell Man" — Why you don't have to shoot everything that comes through the door. #robot #fire #fakebookcover

"Conversing With Rocks" — Lots of people take rocks for granite #magazine #popularmechanics #fakebookcover

"Completely Forgotten the title of tits book" — The bald guy with the knife has clearly lost his train of thought too #tits #boobs #fakebookcover

"Show-Off Battleship" — Naval flyovers are not so common anymore these days #battleship #showoff #fakebookcover

"Behold My Physique" — This is Manosphere Manifest #sf #scifi #fakebookcover

"That's not the kind of Drilling we had in mind" — Well, it appears it's the kind you're going to get #drilling #horror #fakebookcover

"Jesus Forgets The Punchline" — So a fisherman, a tax collector and a zealot walk into a... no... hang on #jesus #punchline #fakebookcover

"Make Like A Tree And... Stay" by George Douglas McFly — It's *leave*, butthead #tree #roots #fakebookcover

"Fuck It" — Yes / No / Cancel / Fuck it #nuclear #war #fakebookcover

"Weird Dance" — It's called interpretive dance, you wouldn’t understand #pulp #weird #fakebookcover

"The Tablet - A Cautionary Tale" — Three kids, one tablet, zero eye contact since 1947 #tablet #ipad #fakebookcover

"Nice Ball you got there" — Yeah, just ignore the huge thermonuclear explosion on the horizon. Instead, feel that demon's ball. Alright. #ball #devil #fakebookcover