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God bless @theonion

Local man in pinstripe dress with facial scar publicly denies knowing what that business is, while smoking a cigar.

Pronounced like “beezness.”

Damn what happened to @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social

Man with eye patch and thick Serbian accent in town...to try the pie.

With the big patch on his eye, A big patch on his eye..

His cape was at the cleaners.

that's just long Nathan Fielder

He covers one eye, I cover both with tiny sunglasses, so I am technically twice as serious about business. Is he in town for a deal, or just to see if my quiff holds up in person?

Business is boomin'.

Do we tag Super Eyepatch Wolf or we let him find out for himself?

“Business”

Oh?

There's no business like significant-pause business!

Bro is giving Slade Wilson…🔥🔥🔥

Michael Cohen

@billchilds.bsky.social i swear to god this is philip from the old 97s

what kind of business? Personal. What kind of personal? Nunya.

Monkey Business.........