𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱

no tricks, just hand over the sticks

the woods are calling me again

candy corn is just corn to a real halloweenie like me

it’s not candy, it’s halloween food

The moon out here dressed like she's not going home alone tonight

I have roughly 350 burning embers inside my body at all times

wheelbarrow of noodles, my beloved

trying on my person who eats all the chips costume

PULLED PORK PARK IS REAL!

underrated body mods: forever hat bonus toe laser bones ab swirl brain toupee anal wifi

And for my next trick *spontaneously combusts*

Escape room but it's just me and a block of cheese.

butter is only for people who believe

roll into the couples skate with a pastrami on rye

she’s either a sorceress or an enchantress i don’t know witch

I only want to be conscious enough to appreciate being unconscious.

About to rearrange some guts (carve pumpkins)

my primate enclosure lacks enrichment

one of the perks of being a shadow demon is getting to set your own schedule

the toilet seat is always coldest when a ghost has just taken a shit

Maybe there’s no rules.

hallowed be thy ween

the void is like an infinity layer dip

bake, and i cannot stress this enough, me a lasagna

make a movie edible indiana scones and the tempeh of doom

be the house that has the potato option you want to see in the world

Dont worry thats just my overnight cheeseburger for tomorrow's breakfast

excuse me while i slip into something a little more comfortable (a gateway to another dimension)

your argument would be more convincing if it were covered in melted cheese

diving headfirst into the pot of cream of chicken soup

you turn my heart into a soup of plasma

Candy alternatives to hand out on Halloween: - moss balls - goblin eggs - banned books - unknown bones - forest gravy - slightly cursed nickels

How much cheese would you like with that meltdown? Say when.

*extends olive branch* *roasts a hotdog*

this apocalypse is mid