Nes Lessman

I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say

People should get smarter.

Costco should give free samples at the pharmacy too

The color of the sky in Seattle is pastel gray #d0d2cb

*Trying to stop the mosh pit so everyone can help me find my earring*

I'm just delusional enough to remain stubbornly optimistic.

taking notes so i don't forget to go fuck myself

Ride that high till it goes limp.

How many dang, that’s crazy’s before you get the hint

I wonder if DoorDash will deliver to my bedroom. I’ll give them five stars.

bluesky has one type of user. annoying

Patching the empty space inside me with donut holes.

the woods are calling me again

Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore

The moon out here dressed like she's not going home alone tonight

Sometimes I worry that laying down in my free time isn’t a hobby

When the going gets tough, stop, drop, and roll

I don’t know any of you and you are my closest friends, so you see my dilemma

*seductively cleaning out the fridge*

Escape room but it's just me and a block of cheese.

I just want a green house and a library, with maps.

I don’t feel well, but mostly because I’ve completely ruined my life.

Of all the senses, adventure is my favorite

And for my next trick *spontaneously combusts*

scars? I'd rather compare suspicious looking moles.

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for! *passes out*

My cat yells at me every time I sneeze and I always apologize to him

I’m old enough not to remember things.

For Halloween I'm dressing up as a cutie patootie with a side of anxiety and just a dash of depression