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Yes, yes it is. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

do you know how much I want rioting French people to storm an NFL game oh my god

Okay, was just hit on at a bar relentlessly by some dude who, even after I told him I was cis/het despite my nailpaint, wouldn’t stop. As much as I sympathized with woman as best I could in the past, I feel like I fucking get it now. I feel crappy and just sad. I’m sorry yall I didn’t get it earlier

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

He’s not dead. He’s returned to

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.

I’m sorry, I don’t know how long this company has been around, but who on earth hasn’t suggested a rebrand by now?

Yeah. “Evil.” That’s the only word for this.

When I was 8, for the crime of taking a popsicle without asking, my abusive parent ripped off my favorite stuffed animal’s arm in front of me and then hid it for a year. Of all the shit I went through, that was the thing that devastated me the most. This is so evil.

What the absolute fuck?

more good content! imagine publishing content that's just nice! reveals a little bit about having fun on the internet! people just doing things because they can and the internet was nice!

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

What the fuck?

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

I don’t know that I have ever had this much fun in my life, if we’re being honest

I think this is more missions than we flew over Germany in World War II.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

And for what it’s worth, the woman from that NYT piece that made the only damning accusations about Platner was part of the group “Ladies for Kavanaugh,” who have openly hosted about creating the talking points that Collins herself said “allowed” her to vote him into the court

@davidjroth.bsky.social Hah, just listening to The Distraction now and my partner and I do the same exact thing with Spelling Bee. She has the app, I don’t, we look at it on her phone and for whatever reason I am preternaturally good at getting the one with all the letters. And then I’m out.

it's honestly incredible that trump is going to go down in history as the guy who started a war with iran and lost

The Hormuz situation seems so so bad, like gonna-destabilize-half-the-globe-and-tank-the-economy bad, with no obvious resolution even plausible, and it’s still getting the “distant crisis mostly of interest to nerds that will work itself out” treatment in American press

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Hey listening to Guys+ where you and Chris are talking about how horrible the members of KISS are. Made me think, is GWAR the anti- KISS? They have great politics, and I played poker like 20 yr ago with the bass player at the time and his GF and they were lovely.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

This is outstanding journalism

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

This closing ceremony is the most gay and European and Europeanly gay thing I have ever seen. It’s great.

It suck’s that I fucking hate this

DC Statehood yesterday

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.