Chunk Hunkman, Attorney at Law

thank you macaroni and cheese lawyer

I needed an extension cable so I ordered one from Amazon without noticing the brand name. Well....it came.

Zapruder Film

John Fetterman looks like he would punch out a horse and then lament "Fetty only pawn in game of life"

Somehow the dialect quiz thinks I'm more southern than I am

I just typed out a comment to a post, re-read it, thought "Oh, right, I'll look like a fucking creep if I post that" and then deleted it, which is a reminder that the reason I came up with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" is because I need the warning as much if not more than other folks

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

"I shaid I like the birdsheed with *shome* pulp."

FYAD Flag-ass article title

TOS - dashare.zone ADMIN

I said what I said

mods knew

I’m at ICE HQ

Deeply sad that an uncensored "My C*nt? Anal" would have Consequences

BAM ADEBAYO. WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?!?! "whatever the *bleeped* I want" *CGI skateboards away*

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

THIS IS MY LAST RESOOOORT

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Who has made this 🤣

A movie that takes place where you're from (I win)

@iwriteok.bsky.social did an entire 2 parter on Bo Gritz and never once mentioned that his campaign platform was called "The Bill of Gritz", which is why I am asking the internet to cancel him

Wake up babe, Jaws prequel just dropped

For lack of Mangosteen, a kingdom was lost

not cool man, my dad died during the events of Tenet... yeah, he fell into a guard tower

Of course women don't want the cybertruck. They only want one thing, and that's a cat who can drive a car (just not very well)

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Hakeem Jeffries doing Bill Clinton's entrance to the 2000 Democratic convention as "Take a Chance on Me" blares over the PA

HELL YEAH THIS IS WHAT LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE *whips a soggy spaghetti noodle like Indiana Jones*

Sorry folks, LL Cool J going "AAAAAH I'M TALKIN SHARK FINS" was the superior 1999 credits rap

@sentimentbot.bsky.social how am I doin'

dril from the top rope 💀

Do you remember when gas was $1.99 a gallon and a three-piece chicken tenders meal was $4.99? Royal Farms remembers

ENGLISH TEACHER: summarize the themes of Poe's "The Raven" and Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" ME:

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Ninja Turtles just wrecking Joe Polito's shit over here