cult “spooky” papa

it’s too late i have already depicted you as the butterfly in the sky and i can go twice as high

this the kind of ads that are cooking my grandfather’s brain to a crisp

i think i’ll wait until the geriatrics era of my life to have good opinions

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sorry my camera was off and my microphone was muted i was mocking you very loudly

tagging @pfrazee.com every day until either i get a checkmark or jerry's is removed: day 1

i tried to ragebait my daughter yesterday, she dead looked me in my eyes with the eyes she stole from my wife and told me “papa, don’t lie to me it makes my heart hurt” 💔 i’ll never crack a joke or jape at her expense for the rest of my life

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tim sweeney lacks within him the most basic function inherent in any other reasonable person which is knowing when to shut the fuck up

<opens a window while theres frost> did you know fruit flies fucking die at 32 degrees

clippy would never speak to me the way copilot thinks it can

i appreciate that monday is going to be a full moon because i was planning on being a problem that day

can’t believe airbnb won’t let me trap you in the basement until you solve my riddles 3 anymore

feeling pretty self loathsome. might watch the live action dragon ball z movie

lol. lmao even

“snark hacked my penis and made me cheat”, “snark ruined my marriage”, “hasan dog? electricity??” idk just workshopping some potential new thumbnail captions for whenever ethan foolishly thinks he can come back from this lmfao

“more than one way to skin a cat” how about don’t skin a cat??? what world is that turn of phrase applicable?? more than one way to not say something insane causally

you have 2 arms

i usually avoided posting about how much i didn’t like ethan klein because his fans were rabidly parasocial for him but uh, something tells me they’re preoccupied right now

i bet this would all clear up if ethan just got another terrifying tattoo of his wife’s face

how i felt running the control board for the lights and sound in my high schools production of annie

tiny “pet” peeve but it kills me when i see halloween decorations where they give the cat skeleton bone ears. HAVE YOU EVER PET A CAT??? THEMS CARTILAGE

we made a new creature for the game i am making on stream today. chat named him skrunk everyone say hi to skrunk

i bet doing drugs and crime would fix me if i wasn't so square

don't talk to me until i have had my morning existential crisis about the concept of death

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post like the night nurse isn’t watching

what do you mean it is wednesday i wasn’t done with my monday morning panic attack

we made a new creature for the game i am making on stream today. chat named him skrunk everyone say hi to skrunk

taking my adhd pills with a blue raspberry slushy is all the whimsy i can muster gang

all my idols are aging into disappointing dumbasses. i got nothing left. it’s an odd feeling to be *thankful* an idol died young so they couldn’t disappoint you

pretending things i don’t like are fake. that fake overdue bill can’t get me it’s not real

this capitalism shit is for the birds dude. fuck you mean "shareholder value" share holdin this ass bro

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nothing quite like looking at something you’ve spent a ton of time making, nodding your head about how it’s all coming together and then completely trashing it and starting over

if windows only environment why no windows hello authentication? why 30 day password rotation on zero trust? why use microsoft authenticator at all????? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

perfecting a goose call that will honk your fuckin dicks off

i feel like you guys aren’t appreciating cockskin enough

i’m trying to have a normal time. please i can’t take this anymore just leave me alon— SCRIB DOOOOOOON

tragic that in college i didn’t get an A when i missed a bunch of philosophy classes and during the test told the teacher “i already know that i don’t know the answers”

for my own sanity i need to let you be loudly wrong or i’ll spend the rest of my short life cursing the educational system that failed you

roses are red, violets are blue, something something, butt frog loves you #frogs #goblincore #stickers