Rainer Sigwald

I see iOS 27 hasn’t resolved this…

I may have to steal this guy’s tagline!

It is killing me that they don’t have this art on a t-shirt!

A former teammate would always say “package” (while staring at types named *Packet) presumably because of in-the-head double translation. Not sure if that refutes or confirms this hypothesis.

Feels like the National Weather Service office is also hanging by a thread here.

For our first kid we got a baby gate that had a cat door in the bottom. Cat jumped over it, ignoring the door. Baby crawled through the door.

We have an AI news site in Austin and you might have one too … thanks to Maggie Quinlan with @austinchronicle.bsky.social for covering this and for going “down the rabbit hole” with me … www.austinchronicle.com/news/ai-news...

I guess I have been doing too much retirement planning lately because my brain read this as “Important TAX advice…” and had a real hard time with the end of the sentence.

I wanna make sure everyone understands what this means: when you pull TikTok data for the same hashtag at the same time using the official API and a scraping tool, you'll get two completely different datasets.

Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"

What swag do you actually like and/use?

becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together

Dinner conversation with the kids for the next month: sorted!

Easy…

Nothing could have prepared me for that

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

TOO REAL

I loved this!

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

This book is a delight!

I approve of this park design that has led to a pack of kids roving around shouting “the dam is holding!” at each other.

A window into my inner self.

no one tells you setting up a NAS takes as long as it does. perhaps because ignoring people who run NAS systems at home is a natural and normal instinct

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: tinyurl.com/2wc2b6de

3. Local news covered issues like academic outcomes & bond issues more, but if voters wanted to know more about conservative groups’ involvement, it was concentrated in national coverage. National news cannot cover each school district leading up to Election Day, leaving local voters under informed.

I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

punchline's worth it on this one

You know I’m a Food Guy, and Paprika is where all my recipes live. It’s a no-nonsense, pragmatic, workhorse kitchen app. If you know what a mise is, this is the recipe app you want.

.NET is hiring. WinForms is looking for an SDE2 to help us drive the next version of the best UI stack of all time jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo...

Interested in working in .NET Tooling? My team is hiring for a few roles. This is a great to impact the .NET ecosystem, work with devs all across Microsoft and help drive the .NET platform forward. jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo... jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo...

D&D: “I’m starting to think the dragon’s on their side.” “What because it cast magical blindness on your guys?”

sorting misc images on my laptop and

Come and join us at 4:00 PM PT to see what we've been building for the last 18ish months. And what we mean when we say 'cohosting' 😄

Me: Today we are going to talk about censorship. Student: Is it because it’s #BannedBooksWeek? Me: Yes! I have lined this topic up with this week for years and this is the first time a student called out the connection in advance. 😊

Mission accomplished, time to cash in

Linguistics

If you installed the Visual Studio 2026 preview and were getting lots of errors trying edit C# code…sorry about that. We shipped a fix an hour ago so go check for updates in your Visual Studio Installer.

Hey so Visual Studio 2026 Insiders is out, and it's very exciting, but if you edit Razor files I have a personal favour to ask. For the last ~18 months I, and a few of my friends, have been working on a new foundation for the Razor editor called "Cohosting". I'd love for you to try it out.

Lex+Otis Studios is adapting Robert A. Heinlein’s sci-fi classic 'Citizen of the Galaxy' into an animated feature, directed by Jay Oliva. Release eyed for 2027. www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...

my pc goes on the floor so that it knows its place beneath civilized beings

A while back, I created "dotnet make" which will invoke your favourite build tool (cake, fake, make, nuke, csproj, fsproj, proj, sln) by convention, regardless of the current working directory in the repository. github.com/patriksvenss...

Whoever makes the zippers that go in the big bags of peanut M&M’s: Get your shit together, man. People are right on the edge out here.

Read this post right after seeing one of the Musk sexbot system prompts and thought this was an attempt to improve on them.