The Needling

Fremont Troll Updates Nazi Car Brand He’s Crushing in Fist from Volkswagen to Tesla: tinyurl.com/yza3w6zy

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PacMed Building Not Haunted, Just Has Resting Tower-of-Terror Face: tinyurl.com/2h7fk5xs

So how are the elevators?

Duh, how else are we going to form one Super Democracy?

Sorry, brah-- it's haunted.

Call all your District 5 friends to give their vouchers to www.neighborsfornilu.org/vouchers

Public health facility that then became Amazon’s HQ… Not haunted but cursed as fuck.

If you live in Seattle's District 5, have you given your $100 in Democracy Vouchers to @neighborsfornilu.bsky.social or are you saving up for one big democracy? www.neighborsfornilu.org/vouchers

Every time I go by this building I go OKAY WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU most people go "uhhh idk it's a building" But anyone who also went to MGM goes "oh fuck it's tower of terror" and I finally feel understood

I'm not saying the building is haunted, but I half expect Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver to make out and turn into demon dogs on top of it.

Asked why he still hadn’t yet spent his $100 in democracy vouchers for a progressive Seattle City Council candidate like Nilu Jenks, District 5 resident Mike Reynolds says he’s saving all of his to buy one big democracy.

The ever-present view of this glowering, imposing edifice is no shit one of the main reasons we picked our current apartment.

Man Saving Democracy Vouchers to Buy One Big Democracy: tinyurl.com/56ph8uj3

My favorite part is how it rests on top a hill surrounded by trees and you can see it for miles. Pure "Porky Pig inherits a haunted house and under the terms of his uncle's will has to stay their overnight" vibes

And here is PacMed’s actual Tower of Terror face.

🤦‍♀️ don’t be like Mike! Democracy now —-> send your vouchers to Nilu!

PacMed Building Not Haunted, Just Has Resting Tower-of-Terror Face: tinyurl.com/2h7fk5xs

Asked why he still hadn’t yet spent his $100 in democracy vouchers for a progressive Seattle City Council candidate like Nilu Jenks, District 5 resident Mike Reynolds says he’s saving all of his to buy one big democracy.

Man Saving Democracy Vouchers to Buy One Big Democracy: tinyurl.com/56ph8uj3

Despite the lack of sticker, I have voted in this election and <checks notes> for the first time ever, actually early for a change!

King County Elections let you down, so we made a sticker for you to share after you’ve used LeftyCheatSheet.org to vote :)

wherever shall i take my second mistress?

Oh, look who can afford CARS! Ride a bicycle and you won’t have this problem! #Seattle

“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."

I shouldn't be surprised they couldn't wait till after the midterms to announce this, should I? This is for when cartoon villainy isn't cartoonish or villainous enough. (It's actually real. $600k waterfront condos for cars. Because we need affordable housing for cars, apparently.)

With a millionaires tax on the ballot, they really should have waited until after Election Day to announce the construction of 72 luxury waterfront condos exclusively housing the expensive cars of rich people.

New Millionaire Tax Means Hard Choices for "Washingtonians" Spending Six Months and One Day in the State Each Year to Avoid California Resident Taxes.

“I can hardly bear to break the news to my Aston Martin that I won’t have enough money for it to snowbird at a car condo in Florida because some selfish children want to go to good public schools."

Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te

As the cost of living increases we all need to make some sacrifices.

Millionaires Tax Means Local Magnate Can Only Afford One of Seattle’s New Waterfront Car Condos: tinyurl.com/54xb6te

If you are in a corn maze, stay in the corn maze.

Welcome home. We've been waiting.

Good advice!

well well well, look who lost the mandate of heaven now *laughs in kitsap voting sticker*

Soon: a King County resident has been charged with election fraud, after purchasing 'I voted' stickers online and distributing them to his friends. "I just wanted to do something nice for my mates," he said at his arraignment this afternoon. "I didn't know it was illegal." He will be executed Friday

Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc

Due to its glacial vote-counting process, officials reminded Washington residents who don’t want to stressfully check 4 p.m. ballot drops for seven days straight to add an extra week of hiding.