PrplMonkeyMan

I do love political photoshoots that inexplicably deploy the grammar of slashfic.

Grand Theft Auto VI will be 210 GB in size. Alternatively, you can download both Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth together with a combined file size of... ... wait, how much? Oh. Oh god, I can't post that.

if flavio lands in the us, send him back we don't want him

Suck ass, The Economist

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

More like Conor FriedersDORK amiright?

When Democrats do well this fall, we’re going to see a lot of “strategists” trying to take credit for their approach. The trans panic people have been nothing but a drag on Democratic momentum and they need to fuck off into the sun

I mean that seems like a likely thing for a country at war with the US to be doing

I have a theory that all "Great Men" of history can be sorted into either "and the device shows me boobs?" or "the moon in the fucking sky?" Lenin, Trotsky, Adam Smith, and George Washington are all "went to the moon?" Ben Franklin, Hamilton, Socrates, and Bakunin are instances of "shows me boobs?"

Local cat thinks she’s better than you and is probably right

A collective of queer, Chicago-based, independent fashion designers staged Queer Couture Runway at the Public Works Gallery to explore gender identity and expression.

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Statistically speaking, that is probably true, yes.

"the gays gained rights by voting for the homophobic democrats." no the democrats gained the votes of gay people when they started offering policy concessions, however slow and incremental. this also goes in reverse. offer incremental concessions to the right on trans issues and lose our support

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

Trump: "I'm buying oil from Putin, which will help fund the war against Ukraine." Zelensky: "Ok then I'm blowing up all the Yandex Data centers in Russia, which host the bot Traffic that Putin uses to Help Trump cause chaos in the US elections.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

Don't forget Steven Spielberg's dad, which is apparently what inspired him to make Jurassic Park

Shoutout to the sales rep in Oregon who sold the slot, didn’t say a word, and kept it moving.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

For almost a decade, Trump and Republicans have lied about Congresswoman Omar to silence her dissent.  My sister @repilhan.bsky.social has not backed down, so now they are using DHS and the federal government to target and persecute her. 1/2

D+15 Midterm indicator

TIL that public executions are an American value Turns out that ISIS and Iran are leaders on upholding American values

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Anyone But Him, indeed

i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance

Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

GOP ads right now are all about attacking trans people. Over, and over, and over. I was a gay teen in 2004 watching the Bush campaign try to win on attacking gay marriage, but the resort to this hate drive in campaign ads feels so dialed up now. I can’t imagine being an lgbt kid watching tv today.