Adam Prosho

"I've declared myself a traitor by mistake!"

Mortuary technician here. Often take a nap at work by lying on a gurney and covering myself with a sheet. Haven't been accidentally autopsied yet, but have scared the newbie half to death when I started snoring

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

it’s such shibboleth of modern politics to blame politicians for failing town centres when the primary driver is - surely - all of us buying more and more stuff online

Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.

So come on, America. Democracy or Aneurism. What are you banking on to save you?

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Hell of a legacy you’re building there, dummy. It doesn’t matter how many times you plaster your name on buildings and ballrooms in tacky gold letters. Your grave will be one big beautiful public urinal.

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The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

More members of Liz Truss's cabinet are in Reform than in Badenoch's shadow cabinet...

Nigel Farage racks up £151,000 in donor-funded flights to support Donald Trump www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

This should become an election campaign poster for Labour/Libdems/Greens/SNP.

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

Turnberry Golf Course to be officially renamed Shit Holes, until all American tariffs on the UK are removed. #voteBinface

If a new app was produced which had, as its core features, the generation of sexual deep fake images of children and calls for a violent global far-right revolution, then not only would it be swiftly banned, but you wouldn't have a single mainstream politician willing to associate themselves with it

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Dinner with Mr Brexit: Bannon’s European Revolution – Planned with Farage, Backed by Epstein 'The Movement'. Farage's partner Ferrari started it. Steve Bannon and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein were providing almost daily support bylinetimes.com/2025/11/19/d...

I cannot remind Americans about this enough, you had a revolution because you didn't want to pay Tariffs on Tea.

Liberté, Egalité, Fuckaroundité and Findoutité.

The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed…

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, YET?! And here we go becoming a third world country in real-time…👇 Get rid of him, already! ✨

@lewisgoodall.com what happened with you being cut off mid flow at the end of todays episode!?!?!

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

Growing number of experts say that Trump is providing Russia with intelligence against Ukraine. Russian forces in Kursk miraculously had extremely precise coordinates for Ukrainian troop locations, logistics and ammo depots in Kursk after Trump cut off aid. A day before Russia was on the back foot.

Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...

Pinched from another place ...

NEW: Multiple reports of Russian missiles pouring into Ukraine tonight, targeting civilians. The US has shut off the intelligence Ukraine needs to protect itself. This hotel in the southern city of Kryvyi Rih took a direct hit. Trump has the blood on his hands of every Ukrainian casualty tonight.

In case you were wondering what Hegseth has been up to...he canceled all monitoring and reporting of Russian cyber security attacks Is this making America great?

UK PM Starmer to Zelensky: "You are very, very welcome here in Downing Street. As you heard from the cheers on the street outside, you have full backing across the United Kingdom. We will stand with you and Ukraine for as long as it may take."

Proud to be British this evening.

Marco Rubio today.