chris pickard

JD Vance: nobody’s doing it like him [derogatory]

Cats in the cradle after the bride’s father talked about how he wasn’t there for his daughter while she was growing up

And then they can enjoy their first act telling member elect johnson to eat shit and push past him since he has exactly as much power as any of the other 438 members elect

shit just doesn’t molder the way it used to

a playoff extra inning ABS walkoff hell yeah

bro walked in and said gimme the freddie freeman

on Labor Day, we celebrate the heroes before us who shed their blood to win worker independence for all

“[my father] will call me” yeah sure buddy

“After several difficult seasons, we wanted to give Jets fans a shade of green that lets them proudly show their support.” — Hymie Elhai, team president

Bro is so messy he got banned from the Illegal Gambling Site for illegal gambling

genuinely RETVRN

OH SHIT

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

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Erling Haaland: one of the best soccer players in the world, and also what it would look like if Vigo the Carpathian had inhabited that baby and grown up.

Vienna is amazing I just walked past a hotdog stand that sells prosecco

19 year old marines getting wasted by danish special forces to put all you can eat shrimp back on the menu

The PSG keeper looks like he hangs out outside a 7/11 and would buy you beer

I assume the rusted out nova up on blocks is getting delivered next week?

famously star wars had zero hold over 90s kids

If the king of england is getting bangers off on you it’s time to retire

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

The NESN crew caught fans enjoying Patriots' Day shoeys (shoies?) at Fenway Park.

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

is this loss

I love Woke Hospital Weekly, the show where every character is about to kill themselves

Hey siri why do people say arraez isn’t a second baseman

A couple bad strike calls notwithstanding, any true baseball knower would tell you this was going to be an extremely tight game. The DR is a great team with an all time lineup but the US have the best pitcher on the planet right now

bring back baseball guys named tugboat imo

that’ll do pig, that’ll do

what if jerky was wet

you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Pokemon is 30 ok I’ll just die

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oh shit I’m so used to cooperstown I forget that most other HoFs don’t engender Discourse

I’m actually kind of proud of you guys, think where we would be if you had taken this line a decade ago

Ww should all just make a point of screaming as much as possible while we still have mouths

man this sucks, I would tune into Mets games just to see what they were going to do that night

have a feeling that one was on the punter taking forever

Not sure how herbert is still walking

if I were intending on running for president I would simply try to not be an asshole nobody likes but I'm just built different I guess