it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its)

ceci n'est pas une pinned skeete

okay well we do have to go to bed now so goodnight bsky, don't do anything we wouldn't do, and also don't do most things we would

I've got a gift for you something that you never will forget i've got a gift for you a little piece of mind you won't expect i've got a gift for you a pleasure that i never will regret i've got a gift for you a -

we are far from perfect but perfect as we are we are bruised, we are broken but we are goddamn works of art

a moment of appreciation for boobs the big ones, the small ones. H cups and A cups. we love the pillow bearers with back problems and the itty bitty titty committee boobs are so cool and good

ngl we stopped doing this because" block and report spam" takes the same amount of time but appears to be more effective

republicans: hahaha stupid trannies! 😂 democrats: hahaha stupid trannies! 😂 now vote for us. 😠

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

jeanne d'arc:

we're creating a bsky caste system if you even care

here's a story of an honest man losing religion

Thank you for the thread 500/1800 rent deadline Nov 1... 5 days left... also need to get food I can eat (recovering from a dental disaster, need to get food that isn't chewy) Paypal is dimmekur@gmail.com

A documentary about manic pixie dream girls called You Can Twee Everything

jfc broors

okay well. midnight comes, and work starts in 7 hours. love u bsky be well

WHO IN HERE TRYINA START A RIOT

wait THAT was the cheesecake factory joke? fuckin shit how was that worth three days of discourse literally just shut the fuck up

coriolanus snow:

could god create a menu so large not even his factory could contain it

disc horse, class traitor

see also: it takes a little time sometimes to turn the titanic around, a thing that famously definitely happened

This isn't hyperbole or a joke. Parents actually called the cops and got the black boy and his family removed and the league claimed they were trespassing because he was "putting on a show" and wasn't playing "fair."

should we watch backrooms not like right now that's a terrible idea, but like in general is it worth a go

The Hello Kitty socks stay on during sex.

just remembered the time a dasher delivering beer to us took our ID but then needed to turn on the flashlight on her phone to scan it and so she HELD OUR ID IN HER LIPS while using both hands to do that and we don't even know which of us should actually be more upset why would you DO THAT what the f