Pete Cunningdamned

Such a good villain; he was genuinely menacing

Congratulations to Francisco Lindor of the New York Mets, winner of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award presented by Capital One! 👏

Men: go to the doctor

These World Series commercials are all like: “two widowed strangers share a bittersweet moment on the subway, directed by Noah Baumbach,” and it’s advertising a website that lets you scalp transit fare

Is Trump genuinely under the impression that we now control Greenland?

Ok that’s a good line

I owe F For Fake another watch

houdini slop is wild

Please I have to know I didn’t imagine this

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOUDINI THING

“Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves, and the only way they could do this is by not voting.” ~President Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1944. Image: FDR Presidential Library.

Absolutely in love with autumn. The fall foliage, the crisp air, the shorter days so there’s more time to use my LED headlights

"Wahh I can't see because your headlights are too bright!" Sorry, can't hear you because I'm 80 feet in the air in my Ford F-150 and also I'm driving drunk to the next bar. Eat shit!!!

climate disasters are here and worse than predicted, diesel is 6+ bucks a gallon, and solar panels are cheaper than mid grade plywood. yet mysteriously it’s some big obstacle!

what gets me about the current surge in resistance to climate policy is it has never been more obviously necessary, cheap, or easy. half this stuff is on the shelf!!

They should make a database of everyone who gets mad at a post like this and permanently strip them of their driver’s license

he don't miss

This week, NIH advisors rebuked RFK for harming #NIH and US science. Sheryl Gay Stolberg reported it. Then RFK posted calling her sources anonymous or corrupt. I'll say this hoping it does good: I'm an NIH scientist, I'm not anonymous, and RFK Jr is destroying NIH. More in attachment:

the titanic, which famously avoided disaster through prudent stewardship

Americans blaming the person trying to fix the problem for the problem because them trying to fix the problem forced us to acknowledge the problem exists example #833273

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is very very good. Need to sit with it for a couple days

Get his ass

Just saw some guy point at a Lichtenstein and say “look, a Warhol” 🙄

Trump: "It's called a coganative [sic] test. It's a very standard test, but very tough. There are few people in this audience that can -- once you get past the first question. They show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe, and a snake and they say, 'Which one is the lion?' Biden was unable to answer that"

There are like rivets and steam popping out of the Dodgers here. One big spring and a cuckoo clock bird

I know we shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore but it is pretty remarkable how the GOP line on Talarico — not just from online randos! from the actual vice president — is "lol he's gay"

lol

Still not sure what a balk is tbh

It’s a good movie!

It’s a beautiful weekend and I have lots of fun activities planned, so of course I’ve come down with a nasty cold

One thing I don’t think I would have learned without social media is how many people use paper plates at home

Sun Chips: still exist

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...

[youth pastor spins chair around] you know who else had an apocalyptic cult full of sex workers?

This is good but still presents an implementation challenge because Throw polling at 60% is misleading when Take polls at 5%.

best Founding Father

Impeachable

"Listen Ford," said Zaphod, "everything's cool and froody." "You mean everything's under control." "No," said Zaphod, "I do not mean everything's under control. That would not be cool and froody."