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Accuses, not excuses! #bluesky, we need an edit function!

America I present the President of the United States, God save us all.

One of Trump’s greatest idiotic lies designed to amaze his equally idiotic audience

Hmm. Wonder why this is top of mind.

Somebody better put a star on the toddlers fridge for him before bad things happen.

Thanks Julie for posting this song; it perfectly captures the situation we’re in with the Orange Idiot! Remember to vote my friend. A giant Blue Wave is the only hope to change this dilemma…or I may end up in the funny farm if this stuff doesn’t change. VOTE BLUE!!! NO GOING BACK NOW.☮️☘️🏳️‍🌈🌸🏳️‍⚧️🌹🇺🇦🐶🗳️🌊🌊🍾🌊🌊🙂

This is unfair; we all knew Biden couldn't identify a lion back when we elected him. His campaign slogan was literally "Vote for Me, Joe Biden. I Don't Know What the Fuck a Lion Is." Stop creating bad faith strawmen.

No, I missed him again naming the first five things he saw.

Well, if you have dementia it is a surprise, no matter how many times you’ve taken it before.

Was she able to identify the animals?

He even lies about that. I’m so sick of his voice, face, name, hair, makeup … come on natural causes.

lol...

Good one ☝️

*snort*

speaking of which we're only a couple of weeks away from RFK Jr announcing that the US has been infiltrated by reptilians

Correct,,,AND this one is also a lizard,so it was a trick question.

🤣🤣🤣

That settles it: YOU are the KING of all COGNITION !

He JUST said that he was the only one to take the test….

Biden likely didn't need to take the test, you absolute toilet plunger.

rest assured, it's a lie

He breaks laws daily – what difference with this one make?

I took a picanic basket to my coganative test.

Omg! He needs new material. And btw, I have taken this test and others (there are reasons), and they are so simple. They are not intelligence tests, but tests for cognitive disability.

So… yeah… His answer was certainly “lion, lion, lion, lion,” right??

Trump failing today's real life cognitive test: "I'm the only one who took the test." "Biden was unable to answer the lion question."

And a big FQu to the mainstream media.

How come Trump never brags about his 1.5 GPA at Wharton School of Business?

Sigh. And millions others think so, too. The next test should be to ride a bike.

Guy is showing his ass 24/7

Every dem should mock him for this and there's no way to rebutt it. Nothing Biden said was ever close to being this dumb.

Wait, what? Can you explain more about the two test versions?

His MAGA supporters believe this was an IQ test and that Trump has the highest IQ ever. They believe Biden couldn't distinguish between a lion and a snake. And they vote.

I can believe his followers believe that is an IQ test.

…except when Biden was the main character (and somehow still is?) while Trump is just an impotent spectator.

What an idiot!

The first item is not actually a question. They just give you 5 words to remember.

He’s back on this AGAIN?!

Every accusation is a confession with this guy. If he's saying "Biden did this" it's almost certainly the case that he did it himself. Trump is performing very poorly on the basic tests of cognitive his doctors are using to track his dementia symptoms.

You're expecting truth and consistency from his stories?

I wish there was a list of every dumb fuck that attends these. Public shame in perpetuity.

Five words: gas diesel groceries Epstein files

The man is a genius!

Many people in the audience are on Medicare and most got the Medicare yearly physical which includes a version of this cognitive test. They know it's designed to be simple for someone without Alzheimers or similar brain dysfunction. They have to ignore what they know to buy his crap. So they do.

Not only a congenital idiot; but a coganative idiot too. #Trump

I think we can all identify the lyin'. Lyin' SOB, that is.

Well, now we know. They let him take dementia progression tests.

Imagine wasting your gas money to attend this shitshow

“Sir, that’s not the test. It’s just a copy of Highlights from the waiting room. Yes, you can finish the maze before we put it back. Good job! Whos the smartest president of all?” -Natalie Harp, October 2026

He should be in a loony bin. Not the White House.

Dementia and psychosis has Trump spinning out of control. But then, MAGA would elect Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin president.

What a stupid delusional old mother fucking LOSER!

That press secretary you just got couldn’t spell cat if you spotted her the c and the t

He sips on a covfefe while eating a hamburder as he takes his cognitive test.

I’m not sure we will survive it, period.

I am beginning to actually pity those paid to endure this.

He’s actually mentally ill. #25thAmmendment

They don't know that they're being insulted.

The GOP members in Congress who are blocking trump’s impeachment and removal must all be ousted and subjected to severe consequences. They are trump complicit and must be punished along with trump for their support of trump’s efforts to destroy democracy in the USA.

Hes so F ing sick and jealous of Biden ,Obama !

Our sitting President, demonstrating once again that he’s an imbecile.

That's not a cognitive test - that's a test for life signs.

He’s still bragging about knowing what zoo animals look like? He must be studying his speak and say. 🙄

The man is still afraid for Biden 🤣 Poor little sucker, with his tiny hands and funny mouth 🤣

And such a good story teller.

We know which one is the snake.

Actually, they showed you a lion, a rhinoceros, and a camel. No snakes. Tell the truth, Donny, did they take away your golf cart keys?

Boot this idiot.. Just do it for everyone’s sanity.

Biden couldn’t do it….but Trump, by his own account, is the only one to ever take the test….

I think I heard "cognatitive."

The idea that fifty some percent of the American electorate thinks this is an impressive feat is jaw dropping.

You almost can’t believe this is real. The bubble he lives in is so impenetrable that he actually believes this test is hard and that he is a genius.

Objectively, for the GOP, how is it possible not to be completely mortified this guy. I’m honestly embarresed for anyone who looks at this and concludes,” that’s my guy…”. Yikes

Good for you! Keep it that way!

“Biden just shit my pants too. Natalie, come clean up Biden’s diarrhea honey. Natalie!”

He can’t handle thinking he’s not the smartest, best person in the world

The Presidential version administered at Walter Reed is graded P/Try Again; you are allowed a proctor; all T/F questions give three guesses.

So they gave him the test again, huh. At least someone over there is pretending to care if he's deteriorating I guess.

Trump calls it a “coganative” test, then brags about identifying a lion in a lineup of zoo animals. Congratulations, Einstein. You passed kindergarten safari. The real cognitive test is listening to you speak for five minutes without losing faith in the survival of the human species.

Really this again. We all know you’re a moron.

Since his audiences eat those animals, they can identify them.

Last publicly known one I'm aware of is April '25

Trump: That’s chemothy

Dummy DonOLD - you mix up the animals every time you repeat this old dementia story , you name 4 different ones . You say this test is so hard ( boomer here ; it isn’t ) & you brag you were the only president to ever take it. Then you say Joe Biden couldn’t answer a question /WTF you’re a liar 🤥 .

Translation: “This dementia test was super hard for me to pass and I think you, my loyal followers, are too stupid to pass it yourselves.”

He almost got one thing right ..."very few in this audience that can..."

Is the lion in the room with us right now?

He is also back to the 51st state!!! Get him out of office quickly before something bad and irreparable happens

So he’s even lying about what’s on a standard cognitive test. Either that, or they don’t think he can pass the standard test so they came up with some test anyone can pass.

“The questions get hard. On example of a hard question is naming animals. I passed it. You all probably couldn’t name an animal.” but imagine it’s the president

He's right. Very few people in that crowd could pass that test.

Good Lord, is he still talking about these stupid cognitive tests? For the love of God, somebody shut him up.

"It's a very standard test, but very tough. There are few people in this audience that can." Him thinking these are "very tough" tells you all you need to know about his failing mental state. I've had exactly ONE of these, by request, and they are for asserting minimal cognition. NOT difficult.

🙄

When a demented malignant narcissist is also a stunningly stupid person.

I am so worthless, and my time is so expendable, I go to Trump rallies.

Uh-huh!!! The moron in Chief is the dumbest ( b ) EVER!!!

I HAVE HAD PATIENTS WITH DIAGNOSED COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT PASS THE MOCA

To be fair none of his cult understands the word “cognitive”.

Ummmmm…

Please reveal the name of the doctor who told you what Biden was able or unable to answer during this "coganative" test. We will have his license.

In fairness, he's probably correct that a large percentage of the crowd gathered there of their own volition could not pass a MoCA with flying colors.