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They do the surgeries right next to the litter boxes

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

This show feels like a fever dream

AP: “Trump surprised to learn Monday a holiday during latest attempt to juice markets with a fake peace deal”

Donald Trump as a bartender

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

Given my experience with AI assisting in tasks such as activating a cell phone, I’m sure this is gonna work out great

Impossible to know. Nobody’s seen it

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

They know their audience has an insatiable appetite for seeing black women humiliated for exceeding their station, so when it didn’t happen they used AI to complete the fantasy bsky.app/profile/nyti...

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Holy psycho

We are being governed by the worst people on the planet. This is not a “both sides” post

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

FU @mlb.com

The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.

If they really meant them, they wouldn’t have made them amendments amirite?

Calling it a “press gargle” seems more fitting going forward www.nbcnews.com/news/amp-vid...

Jan 20th: FAA Director fired. Jan 21st: Air traffic controller hiring frozen. Jan 22nd: Aviation Security Advisory Committee disbanded. Jan 28th: Buyout/retirement demand sent to employees. Jan 29th: First midair collision in 16 years. Jan 30th: Trump signs executive order blaming crash on Biden.

Batshit, man. Wow

Umm, we should definitely, definitely not be doing this

Imagine being the kind of person for whom Jesse Waters is appointment television 🤮

Rough day for people doing little dance routines in busy public places

What a terrible play call #lions… you can’t put the decision to throw that ball into a WR’s hands

Sen. Sheehy: how many pushups can you do? Hegseth: I warm up with a quick set of 14, followed by two sets of 45, two sets of 47, and a max set of 88 to close it out. Sheehy: incredible, I knew you were super buff, but I did nazi that coming!