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Can they just turn the new Press Secretary hire into a season of the Apprentice? Give him something to entertain him where he can't cause real damage.

Ford Edge

We've lost a big portion of the Hunt for Red October supporting cast in the last month.

What actually happened to Tim Curry

Does NATO hate him so much they wouldn't let AF1 have an F-22 escort in their air space?

Watched Hunt for Red October in honor of Sam Neill, and holy crap, that is the best middle-aged dad movie that could ever be made.

There are a lot of movies about getting Matt Damon home, but I can also think of at least 5 movies about getting Tom Hanks home: - Toy Story - Toy Story 2 - Toy Story 3 - Castaway - Apollo 13

I hope Sam Neill has gone to an RV park in Montana, where he will marry a large American woman and raise rabbits.

The entire USAID budget for 2024 was $22B, but preventing AIDS was wasteful. Now we're giving a state sponsor of terror $300B

Context for Trump paying Iran $300B in reparations: The crippling German reparations at the end of WWI were $30B ($600B in 2026 dollars).

We know which side Whiskey Pete would have been on

Happy #internationalcorgiday!

Belushi was offered a chance to perform a Freedom 250

The fake assassinations will continue until the polling improves

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

This is your periodic reminder that Democrats introduced legislation in 2021 to ban gerrymandering nationwide and every republican voted against it except two who were absent.

This never happens. I swear!

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Congrats, Bibi: you got a more hard line government in Iran that's convinced it needs a nuclear weapon.

Who would have expected this from a FIFA Peace Prize winner?

posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

It's very convenient that national nuke Iran Day is also national Beer Day.

Given Trump’s Easter threats to carry out new war crimes in Iran, we should think one or two steps ahead about a coup attempt connected to the war. And then deter it. (1/17)

He's probably going to show up Sunday saying he had a stroke on Friday but miraculously recovered for Easter.

If the big beautiful obituary comes on Easter, the evangelicals are going to achieve weapons-grade insanity

🚨 Ever Alvarenga, an asylum seeker, was driving to work Thursday morning when he was rear-ended by an ICE vehicle. He is still in the hospital after suffering significant injuries to his head, chest, back, & hands. [1/2]

Can't help but notice he's firing the evil and incompetent women but not the evil and incompetent men.

Some things never change

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

He can't read the prompter, so he's just taking an excursion through the hits now

Sleepy Donald is low energy! He has no idea what is going on without the teleprompter!

I think he's going to announce he's inviting Hannibal Lecter over for dinner and some Arnold Palmers and appointing him to be special envoy to the ayatollahs.

The Brosnan Bond movies predicted everything: -TND: media tycoon tries to start WWIII to enable global media monopoly -TWINE: plot to jack up global oil prices by blocking key shipping channel -DAD: tech bro into genetic enhancement creates satellite for green energy, but it's really a super weapon

TWO WEEKS AGO: "Groceries are expensive, but at least gas is cheap." TODAY:

Shut up, piggy

Happy Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays!

I'm going to admit it: I'm way more into Green Day than Bad Bunny.

Oralè Resister No mater how much fur you Put on Trump, he’s still a jackass Pendejo!

Can someone in the press just ask him how he got to be the best at child rape and commit the most child rapes? He won't be able to deny being the best at anything and will blabber on about the whole thing.

Remember that time Trump responded to a question about Puyin killing people by saying, "we have bad people too."

@davidfrum.bsky.social

Hypothetically, if you know a DHS employee terrorizing Minnesotans, what should you do about it? Let's say they're a friend-of-a-friend.

The best part of my day is that first 10 seconds where I have morning amnesia and think everything is fine in the world.