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64 seconds of Milwaukee TV tonight

I already yelled about this in the comments but I'm still mad EQUINOX JUST MEANS A DAY WITH AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF DAYLIGHT AND DARKNESS. A CONJUNCTION LIKE THIS IS CALLED A SYZYGY WHICH IS A COOLER WORD ANYWAY CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS RIGHT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Non-Jews telling Jews that they are doing their Jewish identities inauthentically if they have the "wrong" politics is in fact textbook antisemitism. But somehow I'm not holding my breath for the ADL to weigh in on this one, because it would require them to acknowledge many Jews support El-Sayed.

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

thursday night football is a truly insane first date but that is in fact what i’m doing this week

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the great lakes republic will never die

you there, boy! What day is it? why it’s Scott frost Day sir what the fuck is that? what are you talking about?

wisconsin is the greatest country in the world

went to karaoke afterwards, did not know there was a costume contest happening, came in second ($50 prize) because i was already wearing a suit from opening night, and a woman dressed as puss in boots asked for my number. everything’s coming up ari

what an insane play from Amen Thompson

What the actual hell

brewers win game 1 and my show’s opening night was a complete success. I have not been in a mood this good in YEARS

greatest sports studio show of all time

and so the next Nathan Fielder project presents itself

I’m so glad the nba is back. I love to look at these huge guys

BIG NEWS FOR DIGGER NATION 🪏🪏🪏

It’s time to decide America’s greatest city, Tampa or Milwaukee

Yes

man fuck protect college sports dot org.

Digger is a modern classic idc

I walked out in the middle of my second shift at the NYU Phonathon

straight men yearn to be gay and catty

yeah i’m a Bernie Bro

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

The Milwaukee Brewers

This is a Wisconsin mage

I gotta watch more baseball, papi’s hilarious behind the desk

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why are there several emoji for blood (🩸🅰️🆎🅱️🅾️) yet no emoji accounting for excesses of the other three humors? for phlegm, nothing. for yellow bile, nada. and for black bile, zippo. an astonishing oversight

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

Yes

i fully expect bluesky to rake me over the coals for this, but here goes nothing: now it all started two thanksgivings ago, two years ago on thanksgiving, when my friend and i went up to visit alice at the restaurant. but alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the resta

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

I liked that movie so much lmfao

listened to the 8th and 9th innings on my way to the theater and i am now seated for DIGGER. go brewers

bat flip everything, I say