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Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

I don't think any of my "the offense needs to improve" takes will age poorly in a world where the offense improves

there's a fun little Kyler Murray game for subscribers to play embedded in the piece

up there as one of man's great mysteries, like what the moon is made of or what happens when you put a fork in the microwave

that fake throw to get out of the sack was nuts

a bunch of very stupid mcafee clips on the TL today but this one might be the stupidest. and worst of all i am taking his side while he acts catty and passive aggressive

the margins on pseudo-professional short sleeve shirts has to be insane i've seen advertising for different versions of these from different companies for like a decade non-stop

there's a fun little Kyler Murray game for subscribers to play embedded in the piece

this is not what people meant when they said they were waiting for it to happen but I can see why the universe was confused

The latest at Wide Left: The 6-0 Vikings Aren't Frauds Because No One is Fooled wideleft.football/p/the-6-0-vi...

The Minnesota Star-Tribune is taking applications for a sports reporting summer 2027 internship. Apply by Nov. 13. www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...

Man 2016 internet would have loved a "Why the XXXX Super Bowl Champions Are the Worst of All Time" piece (2007 Giants)

Harrison Butker (Kansas City) ranks dead last in field goal pts over expected at -7.69, behind Trey Smack -7.28 (Green Bay) & Harrison Mevis -6.87 (Free Agent) Leaders: Will Reichard +9.47 (Minnesota), Chase McLaughlin +8.78 (Tampa Bay) & Ka'imi Fairbairn +8.56 (Houston)

yea my crude model has them like eighth but i mean that's pretty good it just doesn't feel like ... you know, lone undefeated

truly insane that the vikings are the only undefeated team left

aw man that makes me miss Darnold

I know that the person in charge of this account knows so I just have to wonder what the fuck was going through their mind

insanely bleak

Guys look at his feet Im crying

tate ratledge celebrating the touchdown while gibbs is trying to go down is so funny

one frustration people in analytics had w 4th down decisions is that "contextual factors" always altered a model's recommendation toward punting, never going for it. never saw a coach use his gut to be more aggressive. then dan campbell blew that shit out of the water

yea. sure

what we presuppose is, what if we traded for quenton nelson: center?

discoursing the Vikings with well meaning friends who don't really follow sports

insane black magic working for the vikings this year. don't like it but also ... i'd like to see more

murray whomst the fuck

immediate big play/aaron jones injury

blake cashman is putting together one of the best defensive performances i've ever seen and that includes isaiah rodgers' perfect game against the bengals

big run-pass split in overall performance for colts at vikings. had the vikings converted some of those near-takeaways into actual takeaways that'd probably be it

This felt uncalled for

murray is consistently making the correct decision and often on time but man the accuracy sometimes

i wonder if he knows he's rece davis in this scenario

man sometimes the vikings defense feels like intricately organized chaos with a series of complicated if-then calls that make figuring out who drops and who blitzes really difficult and sometimes they just fucking send eight guys at the quarterback

It's always very strange when the play-by-play guy gets extremely excited for a play that is very clearly not a play. In this case Ian Eagle freaking out about a pick that was obviously out of bounds

tired: trade for jonathan taylor wired: trade for quenton nelson inspired: trade for quenton nelson and move joe huber to right guard

two drives*

vikings are going to use that drive as an excuse for a jonathan taylor trade

Four of the Vikings' eight rostered draft picks are healthy scratches today ... they're healthy for now Inactives: Claiborne S Jakobe Thomas CB Charles Demmings OT Caleb Tiernan DT Elijah Williams QB Max Brosmer (No. 3 passer)

never thought i'd say hey man it took some balls to kick that field goal but uh

i am not party to any crimes that luke braun may commit or conspire to commit

holy shit caleb

lupe fiasco and fall out boy bumpers tonight we're eating good

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