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Remember when Pixar films used to have bloopers and outtakes in the closing credits?

Franken Stein-amite@sweavart.bsky.social

In an insane takes contest Threads stays winning and it’s not even close

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Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

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Remember when you talk about Black Lightning's creator in the future to cite Jenny Blake properly

Jenny Blake Isabella@tonyisabella.bsky.social

My name is Jenny. I no longer answer to Tony. I know this is complicated. Jenny Blake is the name I write under. Jenny Blake Isabella will be my legal name. Tony Isabella is the name on my previous work. I haven't figured out how to change my email address yet. Complicated.

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These are Treehouse of Horror bendable figures that I’ve had forever and ALWAYS forget about. So here they are!!! #toyphotography #TheSimpsons #Halloween

I'm going to get a good grade in groceries, a thing that s both normal to want and possible to achieve.

maura quint@mauraquint.bsky.social

just found out that if you bring your own bags and you organize the items on the belt in the most efficient way and are really fast loading up your groceries, you can sometimes get a compliment from the checkout person, in case anyone needed a new possible reward to try to unlock

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It's why so many millennials have fond memories of the Pizza Hut restaurant experience.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

A decent question might be why it was allowed to stand all this time in the first place.

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Replying to @vibrent.bsky.social

Was it a great movie worthy of that reaction? No. Was the theater located at Disney Springs where there are night spots where you can drink alchohol? Yes.

THICCC. (The extra "C" stands for "Constructicon")

"Hurry Milly! We need to get these ready for Uncle @sam-makes-toys.bsky.social. He needs them for our table at TFCon Orlando by the morning!"

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Answering questions nobody has about a line almost nobody collects in a web format that nobody appreciates is one of the most rewarding ways I spend my time.

WHAT. This is like finding out GiIlbert Gottfried's voice was just an act.

Zoe TunnHELL@zoewithasword.bsky.social

The abject terror I felt at hearing Shaggy's normal speaking voice

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was watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre and we had subtitles on and of course Leatherface never really speaks outside of gibberish noises, but I appreciated the subs putting "[Leatherface explains]" over some of them

How's everybody else planning to spend their Thanksgiving?

FEATURING Dubious math Very specific ideas about gender At least one giant computer Dubious consent Homosexuality(evil) A guy who is very good at everything At least one incredibly racist bit from out of nowhere Sex (weird) Marine life

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Hey. CEO of Snack Math here. You know how hard pretzels and mediocre chocolate are practically free? I was thinking if we cover one with the other, a handful should cost fuckin twelve dollars. Thirty if we get Christmas sprinkles involved.

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"I don't want trans people dead. I just want them completely ostracized from society without any rights or hopes for their future. I'll all of my Harry Potter money to ensure that trans people never know peace. But I don't want them dead. Stop painting me as the villain." ~JK Rowling (probably)

Dr. Catherine Strickson@brigitteempire.bsky.social

My ‘I don’t want trans people dead’ T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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I only know Avenging Spirit for that fact that it has one of the most insane box art changes I’ve ever seen.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Game Boy - Nintendo Classics titles added to Switch Online: - Avenging Spirit - Mole Mania - Pinball: Revenge of the 'Gator www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCw...

Never forget that approximately 95% of all Wizard magazine's "Casting Call" selections simply boiled down to "this actor already has the right haircut."

LittleKuriboh@littlekuriboh.bsky.social

Back in 2003 when Spider-Man 2 hype was building, a friend said Alfred Molina was poor casting for Doc Ock I asked who he’d cast, he says “Roy Orbison, the inspiration for the character” That’s when I realized some folks use film criticism as an excuse to wave their comic book trivia dick around.