Benny Feldman

Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0

If you believe in reincarnation, a cyanide pill is basically an instant Animorph pill

I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie

I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell

Hiccups is microdosing Tourette’s

people talk a lot about ‘the current state of standup comedy’ and i want to share benny feldman’s butterfly pavilion is a ray of hope

Benny is one of the funniest comics around right now. Having just seen him live a few nights ago, I can tell you you’re gonna like this

I laughed a TON at this special. Legitimately no one is doing it like Benny right now!!!

legitimately the best stand-up comic in the entire field right now. no one is doing it like Benny

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke

The New Hour

That's too much potion

Some bug jokes from my new special Butterfly Pavilion 🐛

My special comes out today

Some animal jokes from my upcoming special Butterfly Pavilion

Official Trailer for Butterfly Pavilion

I wish I could get all my friends together in one room for one big laugh

She’s sound mixing

My special should be out in like two weeks or some shit

My dad always said “I’m not a big pithy quote guy”

I don’t drop any loot when I die, but there is a funeral cutscene

Clout should fall out of you like sonic coins when you die

People often ask if I am neuro divergent . No I am simply conventionally an odd duck

When a comedian is a dentist or some shit, they love to do comedy and be like “so I’m a dentist”

Clout is a bludgeon

We should obviously hunt the moon in case it’s alive

I would be woke in the apocalypse

The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst

Why would you become a marauding cannibal in the apocalypse. Just kicking people while they’re down. Show some respect for the wastes

Me: I just invented a new slang term, “Buster,” for when a guy thinks he’s fly. My Girlies: You mean a scrub? Me: yes. Also known as a buster

Imagine coming up with the slang term “buster” for a guy who thinks he’s fly, and finding out there’s already a slang word for it

Some of the best stand-up specials are from comedians who are in their late thirties / early forties and haven’t had any sort of big break, and have a pent up true spirit because of it

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly. A buster is a guy who thinks he’s fly.

Lady at the train station is loudly watching an AI slop marital court drama series

Jeopardy money becomes worse and worse over time with inflation, but the questions get harder and harder with new information

Throwing a decoy version of yourself into the discourse to see what everyone says

Going back to your hometown and seeing faces that look like an old ex, like ohhhh they make those there

No no. Writing is all about brevity. Just say, “A buster is a guy who thinks he’s fly.” It’s cleaner.

Doing an entirely different hour from Butterfly Pavilion that I haven't named yet

A second apple hits Isaac Newton "Ah, shame on me that time”

My name is Chanty Beluga (My name is Chanty Beluga) I'm walking down the street (I'm walking down the street) I love you (I love you) Let's go to the beach

If you just watch enough YouTube video essays, you’ll figure it all out, your mind will unlock everything, and you’ll be able to fix the world. The shipping logistics, the voting systems, you’ll use the best new battery, you’ll undo everything Raegan did, and you’ll make the perfect action movie.

May cars were set on fire and eaten shortly after in the Busytown race riots

A lot of comedians don’t realize you have invincibility frames between the setup and punchline

Dragging my mind across your posts

Real Gs move in silence like a breathtaking video of owl flight