captain bleach

Walter Koenig, RIP the original Star Trek is like a kind of Beatles to me all my love to Danielle

very sad to hear about Eric Bauza, he was insanely talented and a really good guy. love to his family and friends

LIFE HACK! cats will eat your unattended coffee cake

God needed an angel so he killed your grandmother

i saw RED RICHARDSON do a proper hour at the Comedy Store last night, he's brilliant he's on tour in the states right now, go see him if you can

i am on this show

i love this story so much

Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed

leaving now to find parking

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

wife: how much chocolate should i use me: use your best fudgment wife: i'm filing for quadruple divorce

i'm hosting a night of scary punk bands featuring THE MUMMIES this Saturday at Alex's Bar in Long Beach if you're into that sort of thing

proud to live in a state whose taxes pay for the $500 bribe checks but doesn't get the $500 bribe checks

my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume

According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.

Bristol Banana Scale

there's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby

Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider

goddammit Gail

happy 10/4 good buddies

great thread

Choosin' Poorly

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

Paul F. Tompkins is the funniest man on Earth

sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have

Colin Moulding

My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE?

going live on Brian Copeland's podcast today at 1 PST with Carlos Alazraqui and Dan St. Paul if you're into that sort of thing

people who don't believe in evolution have obviously never watched me eat an orange over the sink

Sometimes I remember why I stay on social media. This classic by @blainecapatch.bsky.social is one such reason

Swiss LEGGY Knife (single gunshot) Swiss... LEG (three gunshots)

great thread from a good person

most streaming services are actually just pee

just found out i'm opening for Ed Sheeran on a world tour! now to take a big mouthful of coffee and open my computer

why would anyone want to go to an Ed Sheeran concert

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

i am on this show tonight with @emophilips.bsky.social at Dynasty Typewriter

getting ready to Blep some shit up

this morning at 11:30 PST (cat time)

one of these days they're going to make an AI that knows how many fingers you have and then it's game over