Jacqueline

me when a cute trans person starts talking about compilers

found dario’s bluesky account

"This blog is about celebrating that friendship" with open source developers. That was our first post in Feb 2008. Today, all 1,557 posts (2008–2026) live in the Atmosphere as verified @standard.site records: https://opensource.googleblog.com/2008/02/welcome-to-google-open-source-blog.html

whatever is going on with Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes I think is a heretofore undiscovered Homestuck troll romance quadrant

ya girl's got a new laptop!!!! it's very shiny

I'm playing the new fire emblem and yeah alright fine I admit, Theodora can fuck me up any day of the week

that's right girls, it's new profile pic time

my haircut has made me so much more powerful

days since accidental goatse in a work presentation slideshow about build systems: 0

good afternoon bluesky, it's cozyseason today

I did not spend a decade being clowned on for implementing a new syntax analyzer at every job I’ve ever had to be asked on bsky dot app if I’ve thought about static analysis

before Claude, everyone in my spaces kept saying they were "submissive and breedable" but now they all say "green and ready to ship" instead

Evidence that if the social app market were opened to competition, we'd simply obliterate these fuckers number #9783.

headache so bad it made me fall asleep on the train, goddamn

all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.

AI is only dangerous if people are incentivized to move as quickly as possible without regard for externalities

why and how does the jev website look simultaneously like typical startupslop graphic design and also mspaint garbage impressive blend, there, I really don't know how they pulled it off

don't mind me I'm just making eyes at the cute barista

I've been fairly neutral-to-positive on datacenters in general so I really just want to make it clear that this is in fact an atrocity.

high-clout poster: LLMs are ontologically evil, and any use of them, even for something they're able to solve effectively, is immoral bluesky team: we shipped a feature that uses LLMs to ask reply guys "are you sure?" before they make the same joke five other people made poster: now hold on,

motherfucker you just hacked the australian government through your organization's incompetence, you do NOT get to tell us how to accept bad things when it is VERY clear that you and OpenAI could have stopped an awful lot of them!

I gotta say, of all the changes in the new mario kart game, the one that most continues to baffle me is how harmonica-heavy the soundtrack is

on the spirit of integrating better with other platforms here