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they are using discussingfilm for pull quotes now, lol

皆さまおはようＦＬＹデー！🪽 アモ #Blueskyねこ部 #ねこ部FLYデー

Doing a passion project and just using chat gpt in the ideas phase. So far the ideas it’s given me are Dubai chocolate labubu and Lethal Weapon 2. These will become the ideas that make up my passion project but I won’t use it beyond this phase

huge orphan annie. could be interesting

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

dem leadership needs to get off their asses and do more than sign some letters of condemnation. this is outrageous.

Popular photoshoot venue called The Engagement Farm

If Lenin was alive today he’d be super old, like incredibly old, he’d be famous as the world’s oldest man

I went on the everything app to search something and was served a genAI image captioned "White erasure is genocide" (April O'Neil, Velma, Snape and the Disney princesses pointing guns at black versions of themselves). But they are getting the big things right and I look forward to banking there.

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

insane license plate

Fake Maya Angelou quotes to hastily explain to mid-level management the concept of being nice in order to try and stave off unionization campaigns is very funny.

Like this tweet if Monk is better than Severance

heads up

jfc another all-time fav finally getting the treatment YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this is how I start 80% of all sentences when I'm drunk but then what follows is usually something like "a cold glass of water can be very refreshing"

"I'll confess I'm shocked by this" is so funny. That's it, you've done it. You've shocked Will Stancil: the famously unflappable, always composed man.

Just found out my mentor, the legendary figure who taught me everything I know, is the one behind the sinister plot I’ve been unraveling 👎

look at my CTO dawg, I'm getting images in DMs in Q4 2029

You are not the tallest person on bluesky

Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer

I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds

this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan

sometimes on my laptop I get the intuition that there's a beautiful interesting website I should be visiting but I either can't think of it or it is my mission to find it

It's natural Axios writers would readily embrace this because I think you have to have suffered a traumatic brain injury to write in their house style, but lol that this guy isn't even pretending to do the bullet points, he's just bolding "the robot agreed."

Frequently bought together

They should make a social media site that shows everyone a different color every day and you can only post "Yes" or "Good"

uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

ICE shot someone in the fucking face in Biddeford, Maine this morning fuck ICE forever my heart goes out to their friends and family. maine is like a big small town and i’m from that area. there’s a nonzero chance that someone i know was affected by this. i’m just so mad. ACAB and FUCK ICE

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram

my god, birthright citizenship was 6-3, with alito, gorsuch, and thomas dissenting, and kavanaugh dissenting as to whether the 14th amendment provides birthright citizenship the plain language of the 14th amendment survives by one vote

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

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this is a tremendous setup for a joke but i can't think of one

1/4 Full press release: “UAW DELEGATES APPROVE HISTORIC DIVESTMENT FROM ISRAEL BONDS” docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I forgot I changed the default typesetting of my media player's subtitles to match Frinkiac for a screenshot and loaded up a video to this.