Kevin Snyder

In hot pursuit

One hundred years ago a satellite detected an object under the grains of the great pile. An expedition was sent. An ancient starship buried under the grains…

CORN ONLY! WE ARE FULL OF BEANS

See, this is how politics used to be, back in the good old days.

My dad is as far as I’m aware the most loyal husband on earth but I’ve never seen him wear his wedding band in my life so I always forget it’s a thing people do

"It is known, that the ostrich's feather illuminates!"

Sorry I’m driving the gigantic machine outside your house at 7:30pm on Sunday night I don’t really wanna be here either

lula

New episode of Breaking Bad, but first a preview of Low Winter Sun

The Puzzling Interaction

Would love to see a journalist do a profile on a bunch of Greek philosopher statue profile pic guys just so we can see what they look like

Sad someone beat me to this joke but also surprised it was only one person

Somehow our pump had the wrong (25gpm) nozzle in the box but that’s ok they’re sending us a 40gpm nozzle for free

I bet the UK press wouldn’t act like that if people had easy access to handguns. Tradeoffs for everything

an "eagel's nest" is when you drop an upper-decker in Hitler's commode

FEDERAL WALLET INSPECTION SERVICE OPEN UP *hammers on door*

Can you imagine how good it must have felt to be the guys who captured the Eagle’s Nest? Drinking Hitler’s beer, stealing his ski poles, etc etc

I live a mostly advertising free lifestyle so I only became aware of this horrid ball creature about an hour ago, I think it would be quite satisfying to hit it with a .17 caliber CCI VNT

asking every one of the "AI will replace all jobs" guys how many NFTs they owned

You think this is some shit I don’t already know??

I haven’t the slightest clue who any podcasters are besides a dim awareness of the ones who post on here

The John Deere Greenstar suite of guidance and automation technologies!!

Thanks 4 the follow

Making my brain either very powerful or very insane by training it to post with one eye and drive with the other for thousands of hours

Let’s fucking gooooo

A tier gas station snack

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffers... Found this late resident of a nearby small town, both eyes shot out at Gettysburg

Almost ran over a damn owl with the combine

The Quantum Dawn is now out in paperback in the UK & in ebook worldwide from @solarisbooks.bsky.social. It's also out in audio through @recordedbooks.bsky.social! Check out T. Ryder Smith's narration wherever you get your audiobooks! If this is new, the series starts with The Quantum Magician.

The Booger Hook Pro

I was going to make an Ape Tranquilizer last night but I had to get orange juice and by the time I got home I was too tired

I need to buy something cool or I will go insane

Coming down with Broken Ass Syndrome

Getting run off of here after someone leaks pictures of me posing with a dead bigfoot I killed on a trophy hunt