Dr. Faustus

Art of the Kneel?

Meet the new press secretary, same as the old press secretary.

Diesel Bath My cartoon for The Age on Monday

“This is a huge scheme, maybe the biggest, most illegal scheme anybody has ever seen.” — Donald Trump

AHAHHA! For those of you that touch the tender flesh of another rather than computer: OAuth is a way to handle access to a resource WITHOUT providing a password. The idea is to let the user approve X to request their information from Y without sharing their Y login credentials. Why is this funny?

instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:

'This crossed the line from a gathering of young people into a police matter because of the behavior and criminal conduct of some of those involved' — Chief Todd Chamberlain sentinelcolorado.com/0trending/au... #AuroraCO #TeenTakeover #NoPaywall

Jolene absolutely shitting herself right now.

We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...

God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers https://theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-circumcision-numbers/

By Bruce MacKinnon.

Americans are paying for Trump's vanity projects anntelnaes.substack.com/p/americans-...

not to be confused with quesadilla

It's a big day for music fans today (8th August), as it marks the 20th anniversary of the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident. And if you think you can guess where this story is going, I assure you that you cannot. Spoiler: things rapidly went down the drain. And, er, didn't.

Brak wanted to record a very special song for this…

That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/

I love it.

🎶 Oh where, oh where has evil Mitch McGone? Oh where, does this conspiracy peak? Proof~of~life~report? Covered up too long. Oh why, oh why can’t we see? #FearsAndJeersAppearsBeshear’sInArrears—DeadlineNears #McCorpseMcCover~Up art by Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social

Victor Marx says his retooling prayers work over the phone. I found video of Marx performing the ritual on a podcast. Minutes after Marx banished 11 demons from the co-host named Stacey, she cheerfully helped pitch his $99 spiritual warfare course. youtu.be/aPDXBg2c-8U

BFFs #Trump #saudi #SaudiArabia #nukes #nuclearweapons #war

Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-americans-would-benefit-from-decreased-phone-use-during-sex/

Report: Wild Raccoon Would Love to Be Adopted By You, If You Just Had the Courage To Make the First Move: tinyurl.com/4644prks

Polling this race will be known as “taking a Barstool sample.”

"So let me get this straight, Mr Orbison. You drove all night, crept in her room, made love to her and *then* thought to ask 'is that alright'?"

Cartoon

In the future, everyone will talk to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

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Mexico has already beaten England

more evidence detergent pods fundamentally break the way dishwashers are supposed to operate

Someone has to point this out. The opening of the Obama Presidential Center is an experience and immersion of joy, hope, love and pride the 250th anniversary of our founding could have celebrated.

Colorado lawmakers praised farm workers, then stripped them of overtime pay equality. 1/2

No pun intended, but my cartoon here has been doctored. I may agree with the sentiment expressed but don’t change a cartoonist’s work That’s a no-no.