Some Guy in Kent

“We’ve taken away every possibility and opportunity from you - jobs, housing, community, culture, the chance to have a family of your own. Also, we’d like to feed you into a meat grinder.”

That is a stadium full of employees being replaced by AI in one email

Looking at the full breadth of the dogshit you have installed; smashing the screen and being permanently offline might be the best course of action? Maybe the phone’s trying to tell the owner something?

Of course. #webcomics #comicsky

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

Tbf it’s pretty great that we can call a celebrity across the other side of the world a cunt, and be relatively certain they read it. Truly we live in an age of wonders.

Another massive win for AI here Gipping, Thurston Newtown, Ehoswelt, and Nemford??? www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/2666689...

Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto has become the first game designer to be awarded Japan's Order of Culture. https://bit.ly/4zQ51Q2

There’s clearly too much VC money sloshing around parts of the valley Who’s this even for? Addams Family cosplayers?

straight up unfollow + block from here on out: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - STOP USING THE FUCKING SLOP MACHINE! THAT GUY HAS 5 FINGERS; AND HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT TOOL WORK EVEN WORK?!

We return, once again, to the advice of my late father: “Son, avoid people. They’re all effing effers” www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2666017...

The stupidest fucking time to be alive

Involve Engineering early. No no, earlier than that. #webcomics #comicsky

XKCD 2347 is niet voor niets een classic. xkcd.com/2347/

Slamming into reverse so fast you can hear the gears crunch

Just got home and lmao

Very Spursy

It’s quite odd that I have a fantastic relationship with my kids by simply doing all the things my parents never did, or by not doing they things they did actually do 🤔 Fortunately, the OH gets on great with her folks, the kids get the full family tree that side

Sinclair Research Troubleshooting Guide: Symptom: Screen displays garbage after 20 minutes. Cause: Overheating. Solution: Turn off. Wait. Turn on again. Symptom: Screen displays garbage immediately. Cause: Tuesday. Solution: Accept.

Bruh

The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.

Tesla is only alive because of it stock valuation. Every year Elon Musk comes up with some new PT Barnum bullshit to goose the stock. But it’s not real. This is the latest.

[1970] Fleetwood Mac - The Green Manalishi. Pan's People dance at Stonehenge and lead the faithful around Portobello Road.

This is going to be even better than the 80’s where yuppies wrapped their Porsches round lamp posts Like giant lawn darts only with dipshit Tesla owners - and the darts explode at the end of

So-called journalists nodding along as Nigel Farage talks about locking up actual journalists for doing actual journalism

Nope

Unfreeze said assets and transfer them directly to Ukraine (…if any unfreezing is to occur at all) The idea that the US is in any way a reliable partner at this point is for the birds

Fucking hell, did someone remind her she had a job? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Former US House Leader Paul Ryan, 20 seconds after answering ‘Rage Against the Machine’ to ‘what’s your favourite band?’ [2014]

Nothing can prepare you for how sick some Reform UK candidates truly are. [🎬 @hewitson10]

Chris Mason - “the party of the next Government” Me -

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

The F2P market charming as always, I see. This vid is quite the eye opener regardless, brilliant work.

BREAKING: Trump’s tariffs made American-made goods more expensive too, per Fox

Haha, c’mon PSG* (*yes, I know they’re also the poster child for financial doping/sports washing - but fuck Man City…)

Really want to see how many fans pack into the Etihad when they’re bumped down to the bottom of League 2 Everything until then is a fucking farce

Wait, wat? Why’s a fucking snipping tool sending me notifications to begin with, it’s just a fucking SNIPPING TOOL?! Which genius thought that was a ‘feature’ I’d ever want or need?

Throw Momma from the Train for Tax Purposes