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paranormal mattivity

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I mean, “why is this a boast” aside, everyone remembers those… international drinking contests, right? Surely we all know about the international drinking contests, a thing we have and have banned Wisconsin, an American state, from, right? Not the country America, mind, they’re still welcome

“Welcome to the international drinking contest, I am the representative of the international drinking competition commission, I just need to check your ID to make sure you’re not from Wisconsin. You’re from Maine? No problem, head right in!”

Going to be very funny to repost this when Yo Sushi goes under in 3-5 years time

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social

Yeah, bad news folks: you know how everything in Britain has been increasingly generous, functional, rational, pleasant and generally awesome for the last twenty years or so? Well I’m afraid the party is over for you greedy pigs: it’s time for you to suck up some real pain. Thanks

Oxford Street has (finally) been pedestrianised, and the responses can easily be broken down into two categories: Right wingers pretending to care about/be disabled people: (The entire length of ox street is 1 mile, btw, and there’s still side streets for busses, etc)

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Oxford Street has (finally) been pedestrianised, and the responses can easily be broken down into two categories: Right wingers pretending to care about/be disabled people: (The entire length of ox street is 1 mile, btw, and there’s still side streets for busses, etc)

Tbf it’s pretty great that we can call a celebrity across the other side of the world a cunt, and be relatively certain they read it. Truly we live in an age of wonders.

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Also music (more specifically the ability to access it) is better now than it’s ever been, don’t @ me. It’s entirely possible that you can cocoon yourself in only music you like, discover new music you like, and never hear a Top Ten(tm) song again in your life. That just wasn’t possible before.

You would assume that people wearing the poppy would be in favour of creating less disabled veterans out of young lads. But no, apparently they’re super pro war. I guess they gotta guarantee the continuity of poppy sales?

If there’s one thing to be learnt from the Ethan and Hila drama, it’s if you spend a decade burning every bridge available to you, and sue anyone who disagrees with you, don’t be surprised if you get no sympathy when your relationship breaks down.

In my emergency box I have the following: • 6 packets of Haribo Tangfastics • 3 beef & tomato pot noodles • bottle of boiling water to cook the pot noodles • a single apple • a photograph of my best friend with “DO NOT TRUST THIS PERSON” written on the back • a vial of my blood, for bartering

Wild how easily they’ve rebranded “needing a second job because you’re not earning enough from your job to support you” into “having a side hustle”

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social

Amazingly, it appears that the government is basically pushing a YouTube grindset hustle, as part of their attempt to shitehouse their own MPs into voting for the benefit cuts they previously refused to vote for.

I beg, don’t turn the trades into the next software development. Society has progressed past the need for electrician bootcamps. Don’t flood the industry with untrained tradesmen looking to score a quick buck whilst bringing down everyone’s salaries

Kids these days are too 6-7 & not enough 3-6-9 damn she fine, I’m hoping she can sock it to me one more time and roll, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, to the windows, to the walls, till the sweat drops down my balls, till all the bitches crawl, till all skeet skeet motherfucker

Every so often you get reminded how young the average user is of that site, it’s between this “50 is basically time for the hospice” and “why aren’t Millennials retiring to free up jobs for the GenZs”

Also all the comments referring to her as a “young actress”,,, buddy, I’ve got some terrible news about how Hollywood views women over 35 years old. Like, have you ever stopped to think “wow I’ve not heard much about Megan Fox in a while, she was everywhere for a bit” well,

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imagine matt hancock adjusting his silly little tie. carefully wiping the sweat from his brow, ignoring the thousands of deaths he caused and then going absolutely monster berserk on your pussy

Worth noting that general anaesthetic isn’t a nap, medically speaking, is closer to “being dead” than “being asleep”, that’s why you always wake up from a general more tired than when you went under. It’s also why the anaesthesiologist is the most well paid person in the operating room.

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So risking “actually dying” for a shitty ai slop wolf tattoo is wild. That said, the people in the replies talking about “earning” tattoos by going through the pain are being gatekeeping weirdos, not much different to the trad wives who boast about having “natural” births without pain relief.