bobby

bobby

@bobbylewis.blacksky.app

national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc

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bobby
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“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god

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bobby
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i want to be understanding to the author because we all have different skill sets and i’m no stranger to executive dysfunction, but then they say the cat carriers are a particular storage challenge because they’re oddly shaped. they’re…rectangular boxes.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

"Under Brazilian federal law, all legislators have immunity...To run for President, Bolsonaro decided not to run for his Senate seat. Now, after losing the Presidential election, he no longer has legislative immunity when his Senate term expires in January 2027." Very Special Episode of no amnesty

Mike Elk@mikeelk.bsky.social

Flávio Bolsonaro had his passport confiscated by the Brazilian fed police as his brother Eduardo told him to flee to the US. He is tied to paramilitary gangs, is being investigated & lost his legislative immunity when he left the Senate to run for president. paydayreport.com/brazilian-fe...

paydayreport.comBrazilian Federal Police Confiscate Flavio Bolsonaro’s PassportHe faces investigation for his ties to paramilitary gangs

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cindy
@depalmasux.bsky.social

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

bobby
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ok now i’m invested in this youtuber drama because oh my god

Vivienne (formerly BillThePony)@billthepony.bsky.social

Additionally, if you were not aware earlier this year, Klein got this large tattoo of his wife The drama Queen in me wonders if this is around the time the affair had begun

bobby
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the anti-new york betrayal of my local, walking distance, 24/7 mcdonald’s only allowing drive-thru or delivery orders late night

bobby
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“just walk through the drive-thru!” i have tried that twice in my life: the first time, they refused to serve us because we weren’t in a car. the second time, the exhaust fumes were so overwhelming i abandoned the mission

bobby
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rahm emanuel still trying to milk the obama years into his own presidency is some profoundly delusional shit. imagine mack mclarty trying to run for president in like 2008. you don’t even know who that is

bobby
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“he was a congressman too” so was literally everyone else “and a mayor” who covered up a murder to win re-election

bobby
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fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

I asked a run buddy for advice for running a half marathon race. He said "Find the nicest butt and just follow it at a distance until you reach the finish line." Ever since then I've been a back of the pack runner because there's only small booties in the front.

bobby
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fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

My office has a "wellbeing room" for people to go and cry, have panic attacks, call their therapist, whatever. But between 11:30 and 1:30, I go in there to have my lunch. Nobody dares disturb me and that's great for my wellbeing

bobby
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“i’m not new to this, i’m true to this” would make an all-time real housewives tagline

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Statement from Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas: “I will not be intimidated. I will not be bullied. And I will not back down.”

bobby
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[david attenborough voice] his guests have left for the last time, and our host, however grateful to have company, expeditiously begins the Removal of the Pants

bobby
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just learned that the guy who financed the beginnings of the nyc subway also had a private subway car, and now i’m obsessed with the concept of a private subway car

bobby
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and if you ever thought the stations on the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7 lines were overcrowded, that’s because this guy thought that overcrowding was good for business and deliberately designed them to be cramped

bobby
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patiently waiting for a “joined nov 24” account to browbeat me about having A Plan To Vote (i live in manhattan and my polling place is next door to my home; i do not need “a plan to vote”)

bobby
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to be clear, the supreme court justice says he decides cases by imagining himself hosting the 1776 version of fox news diner segments

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie@audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app

if you were wondering whether Alito's book is an embarrassing crock of shit, I can now officially answer your question with a resounding yes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

bobby
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bet the farm that’s where he got the idea from. not the new york times which does the same thing, but steve fucking doocy going to some indiana shithole to talk to abusive husbands about why abortion is murder

bobby
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“so what if i was undiagnosed borderline and an alcoholic who terrorized my young children, when i also taught sunday school?” is literally the premise of the third comment

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Every article has the same premise: Young people are characterizing their normal, happy childhoods as abusive and going "no contact" with their parents over minor disagreements. Every article also, late in the text, blithely acknowledges that this premise is false. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/14/h...