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What fresh hell awaits us today?

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I'm not sure what else I can say about today's this.weekinsecurity.com newsletter except to say, it's the "everything is on fire" edition.

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

Us and our friends moving over the ridge and adopting cool accents : the entire history of world languages

Travis Hunter is first player with a TD catch and INT in same game since Brian Dawkins did it vs Texans on 9/29/2002

That phantom hold really looks large now doesn't it

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

There were many NFL Week 5 standouts, from touchdowns to sacks. But you can argue that Jaguars holder Logan Cooke had the most elite individual performance of them all. From London, the unsung heroes that totally swung a game took me inside every incredible detail: www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...

THE GREATEST PLACEHOLDING PERFORMANCE IN NFL HISTORY

THE JAGS WALK IT OFF

It’s an NFL Sunday, which means it’s the perfect time to confirm your voter registration status. Or to register to vote. Or to request your mail in ballot. Then, vote early. Drop your ballot off in person. But, vote. Like your life depends on it. Because in so many ways, it does. 🗳️

Too soon/late

no one's doing it like college woso

Thursday Night Football needed an adult in the room when discussing Deshaun Watson yesterday.

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

Feel like we need folks to really speak out in unison about this Watson whitewash.

Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.

Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

Doink

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

Sitting in stunned, jealous awe cos my eight year old nephew just earnestly referred to the famine as a "potato outage".

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...

In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

We’re also 2% of Americans and mostly Democrats, so if you think Republicans are doing all that pro-Israel shit to court our votes, think again. They’re doing this to court the votes of other evangelical Christian republicans. It’s never about actual American Jews. They only like us as pawns.

it's too bad we already had "oh no disaster what a bad idea" because it was made for that moment

Run commute home from the new office is about as fast as the walk to the bus/wait for the bus/ride the bus route.

Some Youtuber made an AI slop video about Boston traffic which includes this AI hallucinated map and … wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTi9... (10:31) @universalhub.com

Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf

RESULT: Wow, the AP has already called the U.S. Senate race in Massachusetts—just 20 minutes after polls closed. Senator Ed Markey has defeated Seth Moulton.

It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.

VoteHub projects Ed Markey to win the Democratic primary for Massachusetts U.S. Senate.

I’m telling you - the default position of this administration is fear. Fear of questions, fear of transparency, fear of being found out, and fear of the American people.

“While Picasso was living in Nazi-occupied Paris during World War II, one German officer allegedly asked him, upon seeing a photo of Guernica in his apartment, ‘Did you do that?’ Picasso responded, ‘No, you did.’” via pablopicasso.org The horse (loon) represents the people of Guernica (Minnesota)

Pearl Jam’s “Ten” turns 35 today. “I think we spent about $25,000” making it, bassist Jeff Ament said. “We didn’t expect the record to be a huge deal. But it guess it kinda became one.” “Even Flow” 🎸

NBC news projects that Dan Sullivan Jr will advance in the Alaska Senate race. This means there will be two Dans Sullivan on the general election ballot.

[Exit Queen.]

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