Julie Courtwright

Do ya’ll grandfathers know you be gambling on your phone like a bitch instead of going to the local bookie and putting your life in danger with the mob?

I know I ask for this at least once a year, but can some nice historian reassure me that the world has ALWAYS been this stupid?

STOP PETTING THE BOBCAT. DO YOU VALUE YOUR FINGERS?!

For you @atrupar.com

Coating myself in Old Bay, marching into the Red Lobster kitchen, and letting the gods decide my fate, you dig?

I kind of want to read Dungeon Crawler Carl. But it's a LitRPG. And even if someone FINALLY managed to write a good LitRPG I dont want to encourage that nonsense.

met a guy at work today named John Fruit IV which means there were 3 John Fruits before him and i find that absolutely fascinating.

There are 3 squirrels canoodling on my lawn furniture. Would that be called a "Squorgy" or a "Tree-some"?

I checked the Somber Reflections stack and Lindsey has his own box! Can’t remember exactly what he did to earn it but it must have pissed me off but good. Milkshake time!

My headcanon is that Mitch McConnell is on life support, but they cant talk about it until he actually dies because some Republicans are really weird about taking brain dead people off life support (ie Terry Schiavo).

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

i can’t stop laughing at this

Oh good, its dropped below 90 degrees now that its (checks time) 10 PM. 🥵

doctor: you have synesthesia me: I see what you’re saying doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that

I found damage on my Inter-Library-Loan book. And now the library is claiming I did it and threatening me with fines and cutting off my ILL privileges. I've never been framed for murder. But I imagine this is what it feels like.

Just found this gem in an episode of Poirot. It occurs to me that Agatha Christie was a nurse during WWI and this is an extremely "nurse" way to think of doctors. Its also a very "chronic illness patient" way to think of doctors, therefore I love it.

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

Back in the hospital for Easter, which sucks. But at least an older lady down the hall is wearing bunny ears with her Easter dress.

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire

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Got the watch the moment Fairfax firefighters put out a house fire in Herndon this morning. Either that or we have a new NOVA Pope.

A giant vulture just flew past my hospital window. No dude. Just, no.

Hospital stays are not for the faint of heart. Which is kind of problematic if you think about it.

I almost flunked a Mini Mental state exam because the nurse asked me if I knew who the President was and I had a visceral reaction.

Another day, another horrifying reason I hate the American Medical System. Except Nurses. Nurses are freaking amazing.

Hospital food should not be served in containers that say "Compost". Its a little too believable.

Wait... is the complaint that they couldnt understand what Bad Bunny was singing?! I REFUSE to take this from the generation that gave us Bob Dylan.