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They can't even get the names of the museums right...

😂😎😂😎😂😎😂😎 And God said there shall be no KKK rally on the National Mall on the 4th!!

Mother Nature: I am Antifa

this is why i love the weather

Reminded me of this

Wow. Just… wow.

No one told them those buildings are closed on federal holidays? 🤦

Hmm, maybe there is a god, and she’s angry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, the crowd must have been embarrassingly small.

Literally the 2005 Connectitut false alert (but statewide) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Co...

Yes, that was my first thought: GI or the building?

Join us every Tuesday at 10a outside #FoxLies HQ!

Fantastic, Andy. World-class social media-ing.

At work

And on the box for MAGA colonoscopy prep.

🫡

Even mother nature is saying fuck trump

And it’s good they clarify the immediate evacuation wasn’t for the terminal boredom of the tens of people listening to long-winded blowhard Donald Trump bragging and whining like a little bitch, making people fall asleep in the heat and possibly passing out due to heat stroke It was an actual storm

Did you know one ancient concept Sparked revolutions in China for over 3,000 years? A revolutionary concept, called The Mandate of Heaven. Heaven, they claim withdraws support from corrupt rulers, who anger the Gods. Donald Trump has lost The Mandate of Heaven. youtube.com/shorts/z_YpC...

It's not The Onion either! Mother Nature ...I'll show you

Sums it all up!!

🎶 we gotta get out of this place

Now's a good time to tell you that I happen to love the rain.

This looks like something from an analog horror series

Yet further validation that everything he touches turns to shit.

Are they saying that Trump had an immediate evacuation, and now he needs to be changed?

It's not funny. NOAA put up the thunderstorm watch at noon and said it would probably start by 6. Nobody should have been on the mall today. cc @atrupar.com

Here's hoping he meets the same fate as 2 other presidents did on this date. Divine intervention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFA...

This looks fine, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFA...

It's bizarre.

One nation targeted by God.

bsky.app/profile/jeof...

There really is a God.

This is what the Secret Service agent who changes Trump's diapers refers to as Defcon 1.

Salute to America are a bit tame to be opening for Immediate Evacuation. Those guys SHRED.

We are now entering the "When was the last time we saw the dictator appear in public?" phase

Following a forecast of very tiny crowds, events at National Mall cancelled.

Those Etsy Witches are at it again. Bring on the storms, ladies!!

And God said, NO.

How many hot dogs can you get on the way out, or is this socialism?

Art

literally every single one of their little potemkin villages ends in a humiliation like this, why do they keep trying

I like to think every time I evacuate it’s a form of salute.

Salute then go the fuck home! You don’t want to see what happens when you salute America!

And a plague of locusts will be doing the flyover.

Remember when prominent television evangelists like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell, famously made national headlines by claiming natural disasters and tragedies were divine punishments for a "godless" society.. 🤔

FFS, since we’ve been accused of geo-engineering the weather, we should totally give into it and say “yep, it’s us, get ready for what we do next!”😈

PEOPLE ARE FLEEING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING 😠 THEY'RE TRIPPING OVER EACH OTHER AND PRATFALLING INTO PUDDLES AND YOU'RE LAUGHING 😠 PEOPLE ARE WALKING INTO CLOSETS THINKING THEYRE EXITS AND THEN WALKING BACK OUT IN A HUFF AND YOU'RE LAUGHING 😠 😡

Well, i'm always happy to revisit my atheist views...

We have a word for it

A perfect night for a smiting. 😆

happy 4th to u too gerg

@suzannewinland.bsky.social God has a wonderful sense of humor!

I dont know why but I thought the sub title was in Spanish and that made it even funnier

Hilarious 😅😹

Cracking up at the thought of forcing MAGA into museums. 😂 They hate that shit.

Even Mother Nature is fed up with

everybody's going to have to go through security again. they're gonna be PISSED! 🤣

Mint pudding, i guess

Probably lots of room at the National Museum of African American History and Culture (And, no: it is not called the “African American Museum” you asshats)

There never was 850,000 fireworks, just an invoice.

Were they serving GoLYTELY?