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Oh you want me to go see the movie everyone is talking about? Go see it at a cinema? The place where they literally drive a train at you?? not gonna happen lol 😂

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

THERE ARE MORE OF THEM?

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

Taqueria II: Taco Harder

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!! pinlite.app someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

Robert Bausch #1986 h1.nu/1EEHL

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

pathetic

I am 14 men tall and twice as wide

Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.

Did you know there's a "utopian scholastic" genre tag on Bandcamp that's all like synthy soundtracks from educational software and TV shows from the early '90s? (I want to make a joke about calling this "Encartacore", but I don't remember if Encarta had music.) trndytrndy.bandcamp.com/album/virtua

no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone

@ryannorth.ca Found your book out in the wild in a bookshop in Bulgaria

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

taps the sign like very aggressively

This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

The princes have been murdered and now I must go to hell to bring them back... 🤴 Watch 29 minutes of Thousand Hells gameplay: youtu.be/4vAWmoy9a7Y

I would give anything to whip shitties in one of these

me: so black tea and red tea are leaves from the same plant, just prepared different? the ghost of jbs haldane, who I've summoned to show anime to: Yeah. White tea is the same. me: and red tea? jbs: totally different plant

Can't believe it's taken me a whole year to get another batch of lego #lancerrpg mechs built. Here's Big Sal, Manticore, Black Witch, Goblin, and Hecatoncheires.

I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community

My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools